To think DH's ridiculous behaviour could be more sympathetic

[FatFacedMary]

I feel so ill, fell asleep on sofa, red hot, dh put chocolate buttons on my forehead so they would melt all over me. Never any sympathy, just stupidness

[MangoBiscuit]

Oh that's cunty. He needs to grow up. I hope you feel better soon.

[bakingtins]

What an arse. I hope he catches it so you can be spectacularly unsympathetic in return.

[HumphreyCobbler]

Lord, what a stupid thing to do. Yes, he should be sympathetic and not behaving like this. Hope you feel better soon.

[conquistador]

Mary. How annoying!

[WeeFreeKings]

Passed out hungover would just about be passable as it's your own fault. Poorly and burning up? Wanker.

[TheBatteriesHaveRunOut]

I did not laugh at that.


Put itching powder in the fucker's pants, it's only fair.



Hope you feel better soon ( and pass whatever ails you to DH, only with worse symptoms)

[ScrambledSmegs]

Kill him.

In a festive way, if you're so inclined. Bash him over the head with a frozen turkey.

[Jackie0]

Man child

[SolidGoldBrass]

That's actyually nasty behaviour. What's he like the rest of the time? Is he generally affectionate, good company, does his share of domestic work? If so, I suppose it's worth putting up with his childish streak - but it does strike me that he might be a bit abusive. A lot of abusive men do things which are supposed to be 'funny' but which are actually intended to cause embarassment and distress.

[CocktailQueen]

Scrambledsmegs!

Op, that is mean ... And it would only be a tiny bit funny if he was lovely and sympathetic the rest if the time. As he's not, it was a tatty thing to do. Hope you feel better soon. Xx

[IsabeauMichelle]

Sorry, I think that's really funny

I wouldn't if I was ill though.

[CocktailQueen]

Twatty!

[icclemunchy]

I'm torn between "id kill the bugger slowly and painfully" and storing that away for next time OH is ill

However most of the time OH is lovely and sympathetic and knows my sense of humour

[PulpsNotFiction]

Surely that's just a shocking waste of chocolate buttons?

[Idontseeanysontarans]

When you're better get a can of squirmy cream - when he's asleep squirt as much as possible onto his hands. Then tickle his cheeks and nose.
I would have been annoyed at the time but would have seen the funny side when I recovered.

[Idontseeanysontarans]

Squirty cream!
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