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To ask if anyone here has experience of willy metal??

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Chuckthefucklebrothers · 22/10/2014 19:07

My new man has genital piercings. So far, he has taken them out when we've dtd. He's gone & bought himself some new terrifying looking jewellery - for me, apparently.
I'm scared! but excited
Any advice??

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ClapHandsIfYouBelieveInFatties · 22/10/2014 19:13

Well what's it like? You don't have to have sex with him wearing it you know. Just tell him you're not into it.

BabyDubsEverywhere · 22/10/2014 19:17

My DH is pierced. Most the time I don't really notice it tbh, other times it just there. Some times its... erm... nice Blush

He just wears a plain bar with a ball at each end or more often a plain hoop. Never had special jewellery for it though!

Chuckthefucklebrothers · 22/10/2014 19:21

Didn't say I wasn't into it, just a bit apprehensive!

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Chuckthefucklebrothers · 22/10/2014 19:26

Thanks Babydub - what sort of jewellery do you find 'works' best, if you don't mind me asking?

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supermariossister · 22/10/2014 19:30

dp is pierced, can't say I'd be thrilled about anything like that for me but I don't notice any difference or problems aside from the larger piercing is cold. he jingles when he walks sometimes thoughGrin

BabyDubsEverywhere · 22/10/2014 19:34

The plain hoop is better tbh, more likely to hit the spot as a but more metal... playing about with positioning took some time to find out how it was useful rather than just there. Honestly, its never been painful.

Ye god the things I post on mumsnet!! :D

Fairenuff · 22/10/2014 19:53

If you have them too I would worry that they would get caught and you'd be stuck together Grin

Imagine the trip to A&E Blush

ithoughtofitfirst · 22/10/2014 20:01

fairenuff walking in sideways like siamese twin crabs... with the duvet wrapped around them.

Velocirapture · 22/10/2014 20:03

I have a coil and I always wonder if it could get caught?

Fairylea · 22/10/2014 20:03

I'd be worried it would come out and get lost inside me!

iklboo · 22/10/2014 20:04

A bar with a ball at each end???

Fnarrrrr Grin

Chuckthefucklebrothers · 22/10/2014 20:05

Haha fairenuff - would give the poor hospital staff something to laugh about I suppose! I don't have any lady piercings but I am seriously considering getting my tongue done...Wink
Good to know about the bcrs - he has two of those in his apadravya & a fairly hefty barbell thru his ampallang (google if you dare). It's the rings that worried me - they look massive! He had a nice unobtrusive barbell thru each piercing when I first, ahem, encountered them.

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Chuckthefucklebrothers · 22/10/2014 20:07

Thankfully I don't have a coil either! ShockShockShock that post made me cross my legs!

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UsedtobeFeckless · 22/10/2014 20:09

I am such an innocent ... I clicked on this thinking Willy Metal was like Death Metal or Folk Metal or whatever ... Blush

UpduffedBatty · 22/10/2014 20:10

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TheBogQueen · 22/10/2014 20:13

Flatmate A once got his nose ring caught in Flatmate B's vaginal piercing which painful fir both of them.

Fortunately they managed to detach and didn't need A&E

Chuckthefucklebrothers · 22/10/2014 20:14

Upduffed - I'm hoping so! Smile
Willy metal could be a great new genre!Grin

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Chuckthefucklebrothers · 22/10/2014 20:15

Haha, I'm imagining a diagram of flat mate A & flat mate B, sort of like the diagrams you get with flat pack furniture...Grin

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FluffyMcnuffy · 22/10/2014 20:17

Those piercings look terrifying.

Chuckthefucklebrothers · 22/10/2014 20:19

The two combined do make it look a little bit like one those medieval club things... Can't think what it's called

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Chuckthefucklebrothers · 22/10/2014 20:27

A mace!Shock

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IAmNotDarling · 22/10/2014 20:38

Why would anyone do thatShock?

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supermariossister · 22/10/2014 20:47

I asked dp that when I first met him as he had a lot of them and his response was "why not" he is pretty odd though and likes the shock factor of things. I happened to mention he had at least 40 piercings once and my nan asked where they all were ... was mortified Blush

CuttedUpPear · 22/10/2014 20:51

I'm wincing

Szeli · 22/10/2014 20:51

it is lovely but can tear condoms so be careful!

i just found oral difficult because of the metal taste i have before vomming anyway

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