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To squeeze this zit

(26 Posts)
Ifyoubuildit Sun 24-Aug-14 23:39:12

It's enormous, like a beacon radiating from the end of my nose. It's FULL of masses of bright yellow pus.

You can probably see it.

Should I squeeze it?

DH says yes...

Babycino81 Sun 24-Aug-14 23:40:07

Do it now.

hormonalandneedingcheese Sun 24-Aug-14 23:40:16

Ew, yes, but use tissue and clean after.

Binglesplodge Sun 24-Aug-14 23:42:25

Yes. So satisfying.

Ifyoubuildit Sun 24-Aug-14 23:43:51

Ah, but if I squeeze it DM always says 7 will come in its place!

hormonalandneedingcheese Sun 24-Aug-14 23:47:04

If you don't it may just rear up and attack someone...

Trickydecision Sun 24-Aug-14 23:57:47

Yabu not to have announced the zit by putting KLAXON in your thread title. We sporners like photos and ideally videos of popping. Don't pop until recording equipment is to hand; bad form otherwise.

BlackeyedSusan Mon 25-Aug-14 00:21:14

photos.

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssse!

DamnBamboo Mon 25-Aug-14 00:25:17

FFS.
What is wrong with you people.
Who wants to look at other people's pussy, yellow zits.

And BTW OP, just be done with it.

I do! Those horrible hormonal massive throbbing pus filled ones.

Quick pop, then a dab of sudocreme on.

Jelliebabe2 Mon 25-Aug-14 02:14:28

How have you even held off long enough to post on here!!?! Seriously!!!

catsofa Mon 25-Aug-14 02:15:57

I want to watch. How lucky if you get 7 more after this one, then you can pop all those too!

Andrewofgg Mon 25-Aug-14 02:20:21

SQUEEZE NOW!!

lauranorder50 Mon 25-Aug-14 10:00:09

Let me see ! Let me see !

How many squeezes to get it all out ? One, two, three ?

Does it refill so you squeeze it a bit more another day ?

What shade of yellow is the puss ? White-ish ? Creamy ? Properly yellow ? How thick or runny is the puss ?

Did it burst or squirt on being squeezed / excised ? Did you hear it pop or did it go crack ?

How does it look now it's empty ? How is it healing ?

chocoluvva Mon 25-Aug-14 11:17:04

shock at lauranorder

I feel depraved by MN now.

Love your name though laura

CarbeDiem Mon 25-Aug-14 11:24:16

You know you shouldn't as it will spread bacteria <polishes halo>

2 pieces of tissue and a dab of tea tree DO IT

StackladysMorphicResonator Mon 25-Aug-14 11:54:09

Do it IMMEDIATELY. But now you've announced it to the depraved sporners of MN, it is only polite to take photos of before, during and after.

Triooooooooooo Mon 25-Aug-14 12:40:11

Ive had some stunning, green ones on the tops of my arms recently. << sigh >>

juliascurr Mon 25-Aug-14 12:44:23

PHOTO PHOTO <chants><waves placard>

Muskey Mon 25-Aug-14 12:48:37

I used to think I was the only one who is fascinated by spots. Thank you ladies for making me feel that I am not alone. Now just squeeze that monster

19lottie82 Mon 25-Aug-14 13:56:17

of course you should. aside from the fact it's great fun, it's best to get rid of all the pus. all the built up poison has to go. it's common sense.

ChickyEgg Mon 25-Aug-14 13:59:10

YABU ....to have not put this in Chat with KLAXON in the title. The Mn spooners are being deprived and where's the photo?

ForalltheSaints Mon 25-Aug-14 15:40:29

Zit- a word I have not heard of for years. Wasn't there a Jasper Carrott routine about them?

helensburgh Mon 25-Aug-14 15:44:32

Oh how fabulous.

Photos needed, or a video.

Love love love a spot to squire.

DH has a huge cyst on his back, with a head! , he won't let me!

AAAAAH

Best one was DH blackhead when he worked in a mucky factory.

It literally was 1cm in diameter and about 5cm in length.

Ah how I remember it well!

MyLifeIsFictional Mon 25-Aug-14 16:23:50

I've got one on my chin but it's not yet ready. I swear it has it's own postcode it's so big.

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