To be pissed off with dp

(20 Posts)
Softlysoftlycatchymonkey Sun 24-Aug-14 19:05:02

Because he stuck his finger in my lemon meringue when I went to go get my cup of tea and drew a fucking face in it. Arsehole angry

FunkyBoldRibena Sun 24-Aug-14 19:09:39

What a cunt.

xalyssx Sun 24-Aug-14 19:11:19

LTB

Softlysoftlycatchymonkey Sun 24-Aug-14 19:11:48

It's eaten now but I was mad! Oh I will get him back.....

IAMACLANGER Sun 24-Aug-14 19:13:22

I like your plates/bowls! Where did they come from?

Softlysoftlycatchymonkey Sun 24-Aug-14 19:16:29

Iam I haven't a clue, nothing matches in this house! There is no stamp underneath either sad

Vitalstatistix Sun 24-Aug-14 19:20:27

I would be genuinely furious at that because I can't eat something that anyone has poked, prodded, breathed over or looked at funny grin

I'd be forced to yell at him until he went out and bought me a replacement or three

Fairylea Sun 24-Aug-14 19:21:21

Shit in his coffee. The bastard.

iklboo Sun 24-Aug-14 19:33:50

Evil. When I was young my mum used to ask for or just take a bite out of my sandwich. But she'd take it right out of the middle (I'm a corner to corner girl). I could never face eating my sandwich after that. Then I'd get into trouble for wasting food sad

BoneyBackJefferson Sun 24-Aug-14 19:40:46

"I'd be forced to yell at him until he went out and bought me a replacement" shock

Softlysoftlycatchymonkey Sun 24-Aug-14 19:47:44

vital I did take the shine of my lemony piece of heaven. He was lookng at me with a right stupid grin. He actually thought it was funny and I would laugh..... What a knob.

iklboo my nan used to have really long,tobacco stained nails. I hated chippy night as she would always pinch a chip of my plate and she would fumble for it her horrible yellow nails would touch my other chips

Softlysoftlycatchymonkey Sun 24-Aug-14 19:48:58

He doesn't drink coffee fairy... But I'm thinking is something similar....

samesizetoes Sun 24-Aug-14 19:50:54

I've got those plates cheap from Argos circa 2005

And yes, ltb

MerryMarigold Sun 24-Aug-14 19:53:31

I think it's funny! In fact it's inspired me don't think dh would be amused. Some people need a sense of humour transplant.

Hollycomputer Sun 24-Aug-14 19:57:54

Argh. My mum used to take a tiny bit out of all our sandwiches. It used to infuriate us but she thought it was funny.

Hollycomputer Sun 24-Aug-14 19:58:09

bite

HouseAtreides Sun 24-Aug-14 20:02:30

DH used to think nothing of having a bite/forkful of the DCs' food before giving them the plate. I had to point out to him that it's not very nice; he was just being greedy! He doesn't do it any more.

Albertatata Sun 24-Aug-14 20:04:47

LTB

Vitalstatistix Sun 24-Aug-14 20:29:43

Yes boney. I am terrifying. He would rush to tesco for fear of sleeping in the shed.

Itsfab Sun 24-Aug-14 20:34:28

I hope his finger was clean

<puke>

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