To be completely turned off new bloke

(207 Posts)
Blossombirdy Tue 29-Jul-14 23:37:48

Started seeing a very nice bloke. Perfect and romantic in every way... except I don't want to have sex with him.

He has hairy balls which are a complete turn off. And on our last date, no 3 btw, he stank so much of BO I had to turn the air con on.

Aibu ti think I should give him the boot or have a gentle word about scrotal etiquette?

JennyOnTheBlocks Tue 29-Jul-14 23:39:31

Really?

Emmablue Tue 29-Jul-14 23:42:46

Shave his balls for him as forplay?!confusedgrinshock

If you don't want to have sex with him you obviously don't like him that much. Get rid.

Greenwayslide Tue 29-Jul-14 23:45:37

Reverse?

JackShit Tue 29-Jul-14 23:45:43

Erm...newsflash - blokes have hairy balls!

How odd.

Whilewildeisonmine Tue 29-Jul-14 23:47:19

YABU.

HauntedNoddyCar Tue 29-Jul-14 23:54:16

Hairy bollocks?

upupupandaway Tue 29-Jul-14 23:55:29

Do some men have smooth balls? News to me!
BO a def turn off.
Any port in a storm?

Happydaysatlastforthebody Tue 29-Jul-14 23:57:40

Hairy balls and smelly fandangos.

It's all on here tonight.

FirstlyANameChange Tue 29-Jul-14 23:57:44

The hairy scrotum is fine by me, but the BO is a passion killer (If you mean stale, nasty sweat, not hot-man-in-hot-car fresh sweat). YABU for the natural hair though, if this was a man posting about women's waxing...

Blossombirdy Tue 29-Jul-14 23:59:18

Yes most guys these days shave. Obv I don't want to dump the guy as he has a great personality n is generally lovely. But... how should i deal with it. Any helpful suggestions?

Blossombirdy Wed 30-Jul-14 00:00:40

Oh Jeez I just can't deal with hair. It's gross.

LuluJakey1 Wed 30-Jul-14 00:01:18

If you mean BO as in unwashed, stinking oniony smell- yanbu
Hairy balls- I thought that was normal to some extent, although not if he is like a werewolf hairy.

lucidlady Wed 30-Jul-14 00:01:54

Shaved balls? Wouldn't that be itchy?

Blossombirdy Wed 30-Jul-14 00:03:36

I don't see wot the problem is. A clean shaven guy equals better sex life. Come on get with it.

BadLad Wed 30-Jul-14 00:04:37

Yes most guys these days shave.

Rubbish.

fawltydoge Wed 30-Jul-14 00:06:12

confused OP have you honestly never been with a guy who doesn't shave his balls? I'd be more surprised to find a man who does. the BO is grim though

SinglePringle Wed 30-Jul-14 00:07:30

I can't bare a man who shaves his chest, balls, the generic genital area. An enormous turn off. I want a man in the sack.

Body odour would be more problematic.

maras2 Wed 30-Jul-14 00:07:32

Body odour is a no no, but what's wrong with hairy balls?

SinglePringle Wed 30-Jul-14 00:08:10

Argh bear obviously!

Greenwayslide Wed 30-Jul-14 00:08:42

If you want men without hair you need to date men under 30 extremely common for young men to shave now.

MaidOfStars Wed 30-Jul-14 00:08:54

How - how? - does a clean shaven guy equal a better sex life? Are you tricked into thinking his cock is bigger? Is your tongue action so undeveloped that you can't account for hair?

Blossombirdy Wed 30-Jul-14 00:08:58

Well trimmers are popular now so maybe I should nip to argos tomorrow. Look most guys shave. So do most women. Im just looking for a way to broach the subject.

Blossombirdy Wed 30-Jul-14 00:10:28

Maid of Hairs you've git the gist yes.

SinglePringle Wed 30-Jul-14 00:10:39

In my experience (and there's been a few - been single a while!) don't shave. In fact, never met a man who does.

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