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To think pictures of your cock are probably not the best way to strike up romance

210 replies

NeedsAsockamnesty · 26/07/2014 23:07

And wonder why lots of men appear to think it is.

I've been sent 4 photos of cocks in the last 4 days obviously I have given no invitation and haven't asked or suggested people send me pictures like this. And it has been pretty much within the first 2/3 texts after handing over my number intending to arrange a date.

Is this some new practise I'm unaware of?

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Teddybeau1988 · 26/07/2014 23:11

I take it the photos are not of the poultry variety?

tethersend · 26/07/2014 23:12

Maybe it would have some sort of cheeky-chappie appeal if they drew a little face on it and perhaps fashioned a 'jacket' from an old sock.

Otherwise, no.

donefornow · 26/07/2014 23:13

Hahaha sorry, was trying to think of something productive to say but still laughing, I do think men think it's a but of a turn on (obviously not) at least you'd know if he was the full package before hand... Haha

SiennaBlake · 26/07/2014 23:13

I would love to know the thought process behind it and why they think it would work.

HaroldLloyd · 26/07/2014 23:13

My sister got one of these, bizarre.

Reply back with a picture of a sheeps anus?

DoJo · 26/07/2014 23:16

Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'pocket dialling'...

NickiFury · 26/07/2014 23:17

They're all at it. They think all women are gagging for it immediately. It's a sure fire way to put me straight off.

I blame the every increasing accessibility of porn.

GalaxyInMyPants · 26/07/2014 23:18

The girls at work who are Internet dating get these all the time. Very odd.

gellicleCat · 26/07/2014 23:20

There is only one thing in the world less appealing than a willy. and that is a scrotum, ugly things that they are
actually , I fell sorry for men, with their ugly appendages

NeedsAsockamnesty · 26/07/2014 23:21

Most of them have been followed by a (not even very good) rude message asking for a dirty picture or a pic to entertain them

I've sent the same photo of the floor of my shed to the dirty pic ones and a photo of a crossword to the others.

Does it ever work? Surely it must do if they do it lots or why do it?

It's rather helpful really because it saves me the time of bothering with an actual date or any further conversation

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Teddybeau1988 · 26/07/2014 23:23

Send a scrotum piccie back

NeedsAsockamnesty · 26/07/2014 23:24

I could start forwarding the different cocks about that would be really really funny

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HaroldLloyd · 26/07/2014 23:25

PLEASE do that.

JudysPriest · 26/07/2014 23:26

Here, send them this.

To think pictures of your cock are probably not the best way to strike up romance
Woopsiedaisy · 26/07/2014 23:27

A male friend told me it is shorthand for 'I am only really interested in a shag'.

If so you have to be grateful that you dont waste time on that exciting opportunity Grin

gamerchick · 26/07/2014 23:27

It puzzles me as well.. I mean men just sort of look chucked together don't they? They must be very proud of their bits Grin

tethersend · 26/07/2014 23:29

Don't be a spoilsport.

Send them a photo of your tits.

To think pictures of your cock are probably not the best way to strike up romance
SolidGoldBrass · 26/07/2014 23:31

There's a percentage of men who are just utterly clueless and utterly desperate and, actually, don't really even like women very much.
But it's a useful quick way of identifying the ones you don't want to meet up with.

Icelollycraving · 26/07/2014 23:32

When I was internet dating,this was really unusual. I had been having some cheeky chappie banter from one guy who then sent me a picture of him wanking sat on the side of a bath in a fairly grim bathroom. He then asked for a picture in return. I sent one of my pussy. Beautiful cat he was :o

LabradorMama · 26/07/2014 23:33

Hahahaha!! tethersend

Pancakeflipper · 26/07/2014 23:38

I think you are too dismissive... surely the cocks are surrounded by roses and milk tray to seduce you to a quivering wreck of desire???

BeerTricksPotter · 26/07/2014 23:40

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NeedsAsockamnesty · 26/07/2014 23:45

Sadly no roses or anything, one was surrounded by a hand that was not much smaller than it.

Of course I did the dutiful thing and showed that one to all my friends

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DevonCiderPunk · 26/07/2014 23:47

YANBU

squoosh · 26/07/2014 23:50

A picture of a random cock is about arousing as a picture of a cauliflower. I don't get it. I only fancy the cock when I fancy the man.

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