to want you to generate a poem?

[thisvelvetglove]

Thanks to the awful wedding poem classic thread, I've just discovered Romeo's Magic poetry generator.

I love nonsense.

Here is my first romantic poem.

Here is your free Romeo's Magic™ poem!

For my love, Henrietta.

I feel so Squidgy and Measly sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see Monkeys,
I love you more than words can say...

You're so Awesome! This love is beer!
I can't resist your tentacles, it's true!
The marbles and cheeses fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is purple; your heart is crunchy,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could fall and hang 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This filthy anger is Awesome my love,
And for you, Henrietta, I thank Heaven above.

All my love, Alf x

www.romeosmagic.com/free-love-poem-generator.shtml

[GreeboOgg]

For my love, Pizza.

I feel so Full and Hungry sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see Pepperoni,
I love you more than words can say...

You're so Tasty! This love is Consuming!
I can't resist your Cheese, it's true!
The Lagers and Space fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is Fragrant; your heart is Greasy,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could Gobble and Lick 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This Desperate Desperation is Tasty my love,
And for you, Pizza, I thank Heaven above.

All my love, Greebo x

[CorporateRockWhore]

I feel so Safe and Respected sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see Smiles,
I love you more than words can say...

You're so Brilliant! This love is True!
I can't resist your Forearms, it's true!
The Sunrays and Mussels fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is Curious; your heart is Calm,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could Hurdle and Push 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This marvellous Wonder is Brilliant my love,
And for you, I thank Heaven above.

[thisvelvetglove]

[thisvelvetglove]

Like the food theme!

For my love, risotto.

I feel so warm and full sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see cheese,
I love you more than words can say..
I
.You're so gooey! This love is hunger!
I can't resist your rice, it's true!
The cheeses and wine fade into shadows...I
am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is sticky; your heart is delicious,
Andmyheart is truly in your hands.
I could chomp and devour 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This overwhelming cheesiness is gooey my love,
And for you, risotto, I thank Heaven above

.All my love, glove x

[GreeboOgg]

For my love, Bus.

I feel so sweaty and late sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see bastards,
I love you more than words can say...

You're so slowasfuck! This love is burninghatredofathousandsuns!
I can't resist your stink, it's true!
The octopi and pizzas fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is cunting; your heart is poisonous,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could drive and CommandoCrawl 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This wibbly uncertainty is slowasfuck my love,
And for you, Bus, I thank Heaven above.

All my love, Greebo x


I miss having a car

[GreeboOgg]

oooh, Risotto really works as a love poem!

[pointythings]

I prefer to 'generate' my own...

Oh Rainbow Loom, what have you done?
You've made my evenings too much fun,
My Darling Daughters will complain
That I've used up their bands again.

Sort of thing. I'm like that - give me a topic, I'll give you a rhyme. But I'm off to bed now.

[thisvelvetglove]

Love your use of slowasfuck as a word!

Want risotto now.

[thisvelvetglove]

I like random document generators because you just answer questions with words with no idea how they will be used, the results make me giggle in a childish fashion.

This page only has one though.

Trying to resist finding more.

[TiggyD]

For my love, Mumsnet.

I feel so Scared and Horny sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see Geese,
I love you more than words can say...

You're so Bitchin'! This love is Throbbing!
I can't resist your Elbows, it's true!
The Geese and Geese fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is Violent; your heart is Bloody,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could Bounce and Hop 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This Sleepy Tiredness is Bitchin' my love,
And for you, Mumsnet, I thank Heaven above.

All my love, Tiggy x

[thisvelvetglove]

Elbows!

[GreeboOgg]

For my love, thing.

I feel so bloated and dizzy sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see horses,
I love you more than words can say...

You're so challenging! This love is stretchy!
I can't resist your particles, it's true!
The chairs and fishes fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is centrifugal; your heart is bouncy,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could flip and gargle 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This intense spoon is challenging my love,
And for you, thing, I thank Heaven above.

All my love, Greebo x


I really need to stop messing with this thing and go do some work... (and you've made me a bit hungry for risotto too!)

[phantomnamechanger]

For my love, duvet.

I feel so tired and weary and sleepy and exhausted sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see pillows,
I love you more than words can say...

You're so fantabulous! This love is overwhelming!
I can't resist your squidgyness, it's true!
The flowers and butterflies fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is soft; your heart is warm,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could work and work 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This intense sensation is fantabulous my love,
And for you, duvet, I thank Heaven above.

All my love, phantom x

[ShakyTheStork]

Here is your free Romeo's Magic™ poem!

For my love, Mumsnet.

I feel so Stabby and Atrocious sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see Naice ham,
I love you more than words can say...

You're so Cunt! This love is Twattish!
I can't resist your Hq, it's true!
The Wank badgers and Cocklodgers fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is Flamed; your heart is Offended,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could Post and Type 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This Immense Adoring is Cunt my love,
And for you, Mumsnet, I thank Heaven above.

All my love, Helen x

[helenthemadex]

For my love, knobjockey.

I feel so you give me the rage and stabby sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see a grave,
I love you more than words can say...

You're so wankbadger! This love is arsehole!
I can't resist your back, it's true!
The genital warts and knob rot fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is souless; your heart is black,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could rock and roll 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This extreme hatred is wankbadger my love,
And for you, knobjockey, I thank Heaven above.

All my love, helenthemadex x