things you can/can't do in your own garden - a list

(156 Posts)
GretchenWiener Mon 21-Jul-14 09:30:06

right
So according to many recent threads ( YES IT IS A THREAD ABOUT A FRICKEN THREAD)

you may

1. let your child scream

you may not
1. bbq

PLease add so i know wink

IwishIwasmoreorganised Mon 21-Jul-14 09:32:08

You may not:

Build a climbing frame that your neighbours will be able to see
Let your dc swing/bounce higher than the fence/hedge

GretchenWiener Mon 21-Jul-14 09:32:54

you may not
1. bbq
2 Build a climbing frame that your neighbours will be able to see
3. Let your dc swing/bounce higher than the fence/hedge

TheHoundsBitch Mon 21-Jul-14 09:33:25

I don't think you are allowed to smoke... <wrings hands>

GretchenWiener Mon 21-Jul-14 09:33:30

my parents got all loopy about a trampoline next to their fence on a higher neighbours garden,

'they will see us in bed'

well kinda NOT, mum

GretchenWiener Mon 21-Jul-14 09:33:53

you may not
1. bbq
2 Build a climbing frame that your neighbours will be able to see
3. Let your dc swing/bounce higher than the fence/hedge
4. smoke ( unclear)

Vivacia Mon 21-Jul-14 09:34:25

Sunbathe naked, next to a pool you own in your own garden, but everyone else in England is jealous of you.

Or something.

TheHoundsBitch Mon 21-Jul-14 09:34:38

Give BJs (or receive)

WallyBantersJunkBox Mon 21-Jul-14 09:34:40

No blow jobs?

TheHoundsBitch Mon 21-Jul-14 09:35:04

That's not allowed BTW!

WallyBantersJunkBox Mon 21-Jul-14 09:35:07

Hounds grin

amyhamster Mon 21-Jul-14 09:35:36

Iron just wearing your pants

IwishIwasmoreorganised Mon 21-Jul-14 09:36:16

You may not:
Mow your lawn before 10am or after 7pm.
Play music that anyone else can hear.

GretchenWiener Mon 21-Jul-14 09:36:24

you may not
1. bbq
2 Build a climbing frame that your neighbours will be able to see
3. Let your dc swing/bounce higher than the fence/hedge
4. smoke ( unclear)
5. Perform sexual services
5. iron in your cruds

GretchenWiener Mon 21-Jul-14 09:36:42

CAN SOMEONE MAINTAIN THE LIST PLEASE

* rages *
wink

amyhamster Mon 21-Jul-14 09:37:26

Have constant radio playing
Play any musical interment but especially a tuneless recorder <shudders>
play loud thumping music until 4am every Friday Saturday & Sunday morning
Mow the lawn before 9am at the weekend

GretchenWiener Mon 21-Jul-14 09:37:45

you may not
1. bbq
2 Build a climbing frame that your neighbours will be able to see
3. Let your dc swing/bounce higher than the fence/hedge
4. smoke ( unclear)
5. Perform sexual services
6. iron in your cruds
7. play music louder than a whisper
8. mow your lawn

and another from me
9 Let your kids out before 9 am on a weekend or 8 on a weekday (if you really have to let them out at all)

TurboWithAKick Mon 21-Jul-14 09:37:56

Small children can make as much noise as they like

Older children and teens must not make a sound!! hmm

No footballs allowed at ALL ( unless small children have them) small children are 'protected' and can do anything

WallyBantersJunkBox Mon 21-Jul-14 09:38:03

You couldn't possibly have any cat shit from any MN neighbour.

Apparently cats bag it themselves and drive to the dump and drop it off. No way do they curl one out on anyone's lawn.

amyhamster Mon 21-Jul-14 09:38:44

Ah you see I say 9am for lawn mowing

Gretchen as list maintainer you get to decide grin

GretchenWiener Mon 21-Jul-14 09:39:34

you may not
1. bbq
2 Build a climbing frame that your neighbours will be able to see
3. Let your dc swing/bounce higher than the fence/hedge
4. smoke ( unclear)
5. Perform sexual services
6. iron in your cruds
7. play music louder than a whisper
8. mow your lawn
9 Let your kids out before 9 am on a weekend or 8 on a weekday (if you really have to let them out at all)
10 let teenagers do any kind of noise ( this does not count for toddlers who are cute and thereby immune)
11. let your cat leave the garden without frisking him for filled nappy sacks of his own poo which he needs to bin himself

GretchenWiener Mon 21-Jul-14 09:39:51

loving your work this morning amy.

Ninetysixpercent Mon 21-Jul-14 09:39:58

Mow your lawn in teeny tiny white trunks-gag.
Exceptions can be made if you are incredibly fit.

TSSDNCOP Mon 21-Jul-14 09:40:44

Does drive count? If so woman next door but one you may not rev your stupid Harley Davison for 15 minutes on a sultry Sunday afternoon filling the air with exhaust fumes and shattering the peace for the entire street. You do not look like Crissie Hynde in leather, more like a DFS sofa.

GretchenWiener Mon 21-Jul-14 09:41:40

1. bbq
2 Build a climbing frame that your neighbours will be able to see
3. Let your dc swing/bounce higher than the fence/hedge
4. smoke ( unclear)
5. Perform sexual services
6. iron in your cruds
7. play music louder than a whisper
8. mow your lawn
9 Let your kids out before 9 am on a weekend or 8 on a weekday (if you really have to let them out at all)
10 let teenagers do any kind of noise ( this does not count for toddlers who are cute and thereby immune)
11. let your cat leave the garden without frisking him for filled nappy sacks of his own poo which he needs to bin himself
12. mow your lawn in teeny tiny white trunks
I suppose a bit like these

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