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AIBU?

to think 'my poo, my rules' ?

27 replies

GretchenWiener · 19/07/2014 10:47

i have a toilet in my house. The walls are opaque and it is not overlooked. When I have guests I will wear both halves of a bikini to poo when I am alone, I am happy to leave the top off and sometimes not to bother at all.

My attitude is "my poo, my rules" and as long as I am not subjecting anyone else to my poo attire or lack of it to think that this is my business. Besides, I hate the feel of a wet swimming costume if I can avoid it.

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CarpeJugulum · 19/07/2014 10:53

If you're wearing the bottoms, doesn't it cause... erm... issues?

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GretchenWiener · 19/07/2014 10:54

its niche, I will accept that Wink

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isthisanacidtest · 19/07/2014 10:55

Why do you put a bikini on to poo?

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CarpeJugulum · 19/07/2014 10:55

Especially if they wedge up your "niche" Grin

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noddyholder · 19/07/2014 10:56

What?

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StillStayingClassySanDiego · 19/07/2014 10:58

noddy she's taking the piss out of the 'my pool my rules' thread

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TheXxed · 19/07/2014 10:58

Huh

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noddyholder · 19/07/2014 10:59

I was wondering thought she was taking the everyone can wear a bikini too far wearing it with guests in teh house Grin

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AudacityOfHuge · 19/07/2014 11:23

For the best I say. One doesn't want to air out ones clunge.

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phantomnamechanger · 19/07/2014 11:26

fair play OP, your poo, your rules as long as you do not own an evil loo brush

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JoeyMaynardsghost · 19/07/2014 11:26

i have a toilet in my house

stealth boast Envy

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GretchenWiener · 19/07/2014 11:26

swaggers around

I do.
I heat it too

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HoneyDragon · 19/07/2014 11:27

Do you have spare bikinis for guests that may want to use the toilet?

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LuisSuarezTeeth · 19/07/2014 11:48

Ooooo this is a TAAT! I am very clever for spotting it, it's so well disguised.

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phantomnamechanger · 19/07/2014 11:53

honeydragon Grin

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Wishfulmakeupping · 19/07/2014 11:55

You'll be telling us you've got quilted loo roll next...

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TanteRose · 19/07/2014 12:00

Do you HAVE to start such controversial threads on a Saturday, OP?

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supersop60 · 19/07/2014 12:02

Hahahahaha! Grin

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BuzzardBird · 19/07/2014 12:04

Do you hang the top half off the loo brush?

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elQuintoConyo · 19/07/2014 12:04

I have a split-crotch bikini for such eventualities and never travel without it.

My bikini, my poo rules.

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JoeyMaynardsghost · 19/07/2014 12:37

You'll be telling us you've got quilted loo roll next

What's wrong with last night's Evening Gazette? Confused

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Shockers · 19/07/2014 13:27

I am so Envy.

We don't own a lavatory; we use the pool for our bodily evacuations. With the clever use of an inexpensive fishing net, we generally manage to also use it for leisure activities with friends and family.

However, last week's barbecue and the undercooked sausage put paid to our moist frolickings with the neighbours for the foreseeable Sad.

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Icimoi · 19/07/2014 14:01

You're being very controversial, OP, and even daring. I hope the reaction of MN won't upset you too much.

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SingingSoftly · 19/07/2014 15:48

Grin love it!

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mindthegap79 · 19/07/2014 16:38

You are so DECADENT! We don't have a loo. We dig holes in the garden, which is why we don't have room for a pool.

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