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To complain about my neighbours pool habits

(19 Posts)
Tiggywinklespinny Fri 18-Jul-14 23:07:54

Sometimes she wears a bikini, mostly though she parades herself naked, norks and bush out.

She thinks her fences are high enough to hide this.

AIBU to ask her to put something on grin

ObfusKate Fri 18-Jul-14 23:08:41

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gordyslovesheep Fri 18-Jul-14 23:09:49

she's a twat - throw moths at her

Oldraver Fri 18-Jul-14 23:10:33

Let her have her bit of freedom, she lived in the States and is probably enjoying the chance not to wear a bikini top.

(are they nice tits ?)

thegreylady Fri 18-Jul-14 23:10:46

She is from forrin parts love, she doesn't understand it might be her pool but it is your rules smile

weeonion Fri 18-Jul-14 23:10:58

:-)

DiaDuit Fri 18-Jul-14 23:14:25

Not unreasonable- i think she'd prefer someone to complain really.

HappyHairDay Fri 18-Jul-14 23:16:07

If you complain she'll raise the fence height and then you'll have nothing to look at

Jelliebabe2 Fri 18-Jul-14 23:22:44

Lol! Prolly thinks her nips are level too!

Jelliebabe2 Fri 18-Jul-14 23:22:57

Lol! Prolly thinks her nips are level too!

sunnyrosegarden Fri 18-Jul-14 23:23:57

My old boss's late wife used to parade around naked and drunk. When the neighbours complained, she marched to the hedge and shouted...

"you're just jealous because you're poor and can't afford a pool! So you can just piss off!"

AgentZigzag Fri 18-Jul-14 23:30:29

"you're just jealous because you're poor and can't afford a pool! So you can just piss off!"

I wish I knew more people like this.

YABU, same advice a woman who sees their neighbour tackle out would get, just don't look (if that were possible ironic processing)

RitaConnors Fri 18-Jul-14 23:35:14

It's so Jilly Cooper. I would embrace it on those grounds. Drink pimms get sloshed and point out her bush to any visitors.

nachohousekeeper Fri 18-Jul-14 23:39:24

Her pool,her rules.

Theselittlelightsofmine Fri 18-Jul-14 23:41:21

Leave a note on her car one of many cars telling her six foot fences are just not high enough

AgentZigzag Sat 19-Jul-14 00:01:22

Just seen the pool rules thread grin

You could have made a bit more of an effort with the bush/garden/trimming connection OP, has it been a long week?

Bafta Sat 19-Jul-14 00:23:18

As previousy mentioned her pool her rules. Btw how big were her tits? (Just asking cos I'm male)

LizardBreath Sat 19-Jul-14 00:35:01

Why is she a twat? Just stop watching her surely?

FesterAddams Sat 19-Jul-14 00:37:33

Take a picture and post on Facebook?
Bonus points for tagging her in the picture.

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