To provide a handy one-word guide to EVERY MN thread

(258 Posts)
Haffdonga Fri 18-Jul-14 22:56:06

Mumsnet Answers to Everything (for those who don't RTFT)

•Is he having an affair? YES LTB
•Bounty Reps BAD
•Is my MIL toxic? YES - GO NC
•My dog growled LTB
•Fruitshoots BAD
•Breastmilk GOOD
•Rehoming a dog BAD
•Periods? MOONCUP
•Is my SIL toxic? YES –GO NC
•Ham? NAICE
•Co-sleeping GOOD
•Is this a line? YES
•What should I do? LTB
•Child-free weddings? BAD
•Poems asking for wedding money? BAD
•He said I was fat. LTB
•He is fat. LTB
•Wrongly sized bra. BAD
•TXTSPK BD
•Nasty boss? LTB
•OW. BAD
•Kittens GOOD

Please contribute so we can create a cut out n' keep guide. smile

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Ok I'll add my own answer to everything

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Eg "my baby won't sleep"
"Have you tried oven pride? Those overpowering toxic fumes are brilliant to help her gently nod off"

fairgame Fri 18-Jul-14 23:03:28

Haribo BAD
WOHM BAD
SAHM BAD
Creepy neighbour 101
Stranger in the street 101
Kids in the street 101
Knock on the door 101

riskit4abiskit Fri 18-Jul-14 23:03:55

POMBEARS: Sneer
ALDI: good
INEXPLICABLE NOISE: woo

"Shot I think someone is trying to break in through the kitchen window"
"Hit them hard over the head with a bottle of oven pride- that will do the trick"

gordyslovesheep Fri 18-Jul-14 23:05:06

frozen mash - BAD
Frozen baked potatoes - Bad
Frozen - Good

fairgame Fri 18-Jul-14 23:05:07

I broke my oven pride virginity this morning. I was very disappointed i couldn't shove the door glass and hob thingys into the bag sad

"My oven is filthy"
"Give it a really good scrub with some wire wool you slattern"

RhiWrites Fri 18-Jul-14 23:06:00

Car parking YMMV

riskit4abiskit Fri 18-Jul-14 23:06:35

Supermarket marital strife: t-rex?
Cowbag friend: wendy
Bread ham bread : hamwich

treaclesoda Fri 18-Jul-14 23:07:45

Parent and child space angst - Entitled

ginslinger Fri 18-Jul-14 23:09:02

Wash towels every day - good
Wash towels every day - bad

SistersOfPercy Fri 18-Jul-14 23:09:36

Felt a little off lately ~ POAS

treaclesoda Fri 18-Jul-14 23:11:31

GPs - bad
Midwives - bad
Obstetricians - positively evil

Stepchildren: God
Bio children: Unimportant
Christmas: Bad
Birthdays: Unimportant
Reading with your children in public: BAD
Hair removal: UNFEMINIST
Telling people not to remove their hair: CONTROLLING

gordyslovesheep Fri 18-Jul-14 23:12:44

MIL - bad
SIL- Bad

Step children - bad
Mother of step children - evil controlling troll bastard

Laquila Fri 18-Jul-14 23:13:08

AIBU?: YES
My cleaner/nanny/cm is leaving: FIRSTWORLDPROBLEM
Skin nightmare: CAROLINEHIRONS.COM
Breastfeeding nightmare: LANSINOH
What's so wrong with the Daily Mail, anyway?: EVERYTHING

BrunoBrookesDinedAlone Fri 18-Jul-14 23:13:54

Should I park here - NO

Are they allowed to park there - YES IT'S A PUBLIC ROAD

123upthere Fri 18-Jul-14 23:13:57

Answer to discourse from any annoying idiot is:
'did you mean to be so rude?'

Hospital births: DISASTER
Video games: Evil
Receptionists: Bitches
Holding knife and fork differently: HEATHENRY!

kennyp Fri 18-Jul-14 23:14:12

Roast chicken - feeds 26

treaclesoda Fri 18-Jul-14 23:16:18

Toilets - for decorative purposes only

Kleptronic Fri 18-Jul-14 23:21:45

Toilet brushes? MINGING
Ladygarden topiary? OPPRESSIVE
Make a chicken feed 4 all week? MANDATORY
CAPITALS? INFRA DIG
Latin? EXCLUDING
Drunk? OUTSIDE
Thread veering? INEVITABLE

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