Teacher present - the horror story

(107 Posts)
Needtoemigrate Thu 17-Jul-14 14:57:33

I need to emigrate - seriously. I thought I was super organised, present in, gift bagged and in the corner of my room weeks ago. Dd took in today for her teacher- along with a pair of mislaid knickers tucked nicely in the bag , serves me right for using floor as giant washing basket but oh the shame - especially as the teacher in question is a 25 ish year old male.
My dd is mortified, I could hide forever and still 1 more day of school to go .... Will I be fined if we break up early ??

rose202 Thu 17-Jul-14 14:59:31

Hahahahahaa were they nice knickers or were they period pants?!

Nocturne123 Thu 17-Jul-14 15:01:20

I have nothing useful to say but this did make me laugh smile . Were they nice pants?

StanleyLambchop Thu 17-Jul-14 15:01:51

Clean or dirty? makes a difference on how I will judge you. May make a difference on how the teacher will judge you too. Is he fit? Totally sexist

Needtoemigrate Thu 17-Jul-14 15:01:56

Nice ones thank goodness but I m worried that looks like it I m a floozy and will never wear again now anyway for the memory !!

rose202 Thu 17-Jul-14 15:02:55

Perhaps he'll tell you off for not having your name sewn in them grin

Oh dear but grin sorry!

My DD2 has a rather lovely swimming teacher, to whom I saw fit to tell the entire story of DD2's constipation issues. I died a little inside.

CoffeeTea103 Thu 17-Jul-14 15:04:29

Sorry op this made me grin. How old is your dd?

starfishmummy Thu 17-Jul-14 15:05:56

You can't beat a box of quality street bought on the way to school and handed over in a carrier bag!!

Needtoemigrate Thu 17-Jul-14 15:07:12

Oh god I hate that I want to laugh and pretend it's someone else while staying home for the next 10 years. Thanks for name tag idea though- I ll try that next time I do it !!

Needtoemigrate Thu 17-Jul-14 15:07:48

9 I ve traumatised her

spence24 Thu 17-Jul-14 15:08:01

That is spectacular. Next time you see the teacher at the school just make a funny joke about it, and move on - at least it'll be a story for him to tell at his retirement party in another 30-odd years!

Needtoemigrate Thu 17-Jul-14 15:10:12

Any funny joke ideas as funnily enough I can't think of anything that would rescue me , just a huge whoops ?

puntasticusername Thu 17-Jul-14 15:10:44

Bahahahahahahahahahaha

Baaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Thankyou for sharing, I needed that grin

Tinkerball Thu 17-Jul-14 15:12:05

Did he give them back to your DD then? grin

Needtoemigrate Thu 17-Jul-14 15:12:53

Yes - with a message to say thanks but wrong size

OMG he's funny as well. Thank goodness for that.

fluffyraggies Thu 17-Jul-14 15:14:58

The type of knicker is v.important.

Up round your ribs knickers, a scrap of lace thong, or something in between?
grin

Needtoemigrate Thu 17-Jul-14 15:15:05

Oh no - I just realised it won't be just him that knows . I m guessing I need to avoid the full teaching staff

NobodyLivesHere Thu 17-Jul-14 15:15:19

my dd told her sickeningly fit teacher that i was in hospital having 'something' fixed because it was 'too big and flappy' i was in fact having my c-section scar fixed. this was 3 years ago and i still can't look this man in the face. dd is my least favourite child.

Trooperslane Thu 17-Jul-14 15:19:43

Awwww op!

Morto and scarlet for you - but it's given me an almighty chuckle

gringringringrinwink

Lottiedoubtie Thu 17-Jul-14 15:26:02

Ah so he has a sense of humour then wink

"rose202Thu 17-Jul-14 15:02:55

Perhaps he'll tell you off for not having your name sewn in them"

grin grin grin

can your dd change schools op? Or maybe you could get her adopted until 2017.

londonrach Thu 17-Jul-14 15:35:58

Thanks op that's the best story ever. You will be a legend in that school. Sounds like the teacher has an excellent sense of humour and knew it was a mistake. I bet your dh is going to love this story. It's a classic. No you don't have to emigrate you have been left with a great story. X

Needtoemigrate Thu 17-Jul-14 15:36:46

I actually wouldn't mind a little telling off he is too nice. I blush without this disaster already!!
Fluffyraggies- somewhere in between , think pretty and lacy not Bridget jones or a string

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