who is unreasonable regarding the bastard cat? you decide!

(147 Posts)
AtYourCervix Sat 14-Jun-14 21:35:55

The cat is a bastard. There is no cure. He just is.

He sleeps all day (when not demanding good - usually hourly). Then at night he likes to go out.

And in.

And out.

And in.

And out.

And in.

And out.

'Oh get a cat flap' I hear you cry, but the door is unsuitable and even if there was one the kitchen door is closed at night and Bastard Cat has an irrational hatred of closed doors.

So...

He's out and decides he needs to come in. So he shouts and wails loudly until someone gets up and opens a door or window.

Repeat every 2 hours.

And reverse.

I think that if the bathroom window is left open he can come and go and all I need to do is wake up enough to open the bedroom door. Then Bastard Cat can come in and snuggle my head.

H thinks that is just inviting him to shout at the bedroom door. And it should be closed.

But then I have to wake up enough to trek downstairs to let him in.

Please decide who is right.

thanks

MinkyWinky Tue 17-Jun-14 09:43:22

So sorry AYC. I read the thread empathising all the way about cats and sleep deprivation and the worry they cause when they come back late then saw your post. It's my biggest fear when batcat is late coming back. I'm so sorry about BC.

mindthegap79 Mon 16-Jun-14 23:03:24

Oh no, so sad, thinking of you op thanks

EvaBeaversProtege Mon 16-Jun-14 22:47:51

Oh, just read this thread.

RIP BC. thanks

CSIJanner Mon 16-Jun-14 22:00:01

Oh no AYC - RIP bastard cat. As much as they irritate with the mewing, sitting on your head and coughing up hair balls on the worktops, they are much loved members of the family. Am so sorry sad

enormouse Mon 16-Jun-14 21:52:12

Oh AYC thanks I'm so sorry.
Poor BC

ballsballsballs Mon 16-Jun-14 21:29:10

I'm so sorry AYC. sad

girliefriend Mon 16-Jun-14 21:08:11

Oh no sorry - should have read the full thread. Poor bastard cat sad

girliefriend Mon 16-Jun-14 21:06:24

Made me think of this grin

simons cat

MrsChickPea Mon 16-Jun-14 21:05:04

Oh no. Tears here. I am so sorry. Was so hopeful. Are you going to have a proper cat funeral. They are good actually. Help a bit. And you get a nice wooden thing to put Bastard Cat in (to smile at/cry at from time to time). A very sad day. AtYourCervix - lots of cuddles heading your way. xxxx

dementedma Mon 16-Jun-14 20:59:40

Oh, poor bastardcat. And poor you.x

BerylStreep Mon 16-Jun-14 20:00:36

Poor BC.

Poor you. Tis always tough when that happens.

slithytove Mon 16-Jun-14 18:48:56

Sorry OP sad

Rest in peace Bastard Cat.

Fitting he has a thread for his memory x

cheepcheep Mon 16-Jun-14 18:45:36

Only just realised that he's passed away, so sorry x

cheepcheep Mon 16-Jun-14 18:42:45

Get your kitty some Fenaway kitty drugs to chill it out a bit. Maybe it will stop being so annoying when medicated. Alternatively just put the cat out at night - with food and water. Maybe it'll get the message that out means out, and not in n out. Persistence is key here.

PestoSurfissimos Mon 16-Jun-14 18:38:16

Oh no sad

So sorry to. Hear this news {{{hugs}}}

Toooldtobearsed Mon 16-Jun-14 18:35:10

Sorry. Bloody awful time, been there, done it, got the t-shirt.

Take care AYC, and so sorry.

AtYourCervix Mon 16-Jun-14 18:23:25

Sorry. Confusing thread. Poor Bastard Cat is no more.

thebodylovesspring Mon 16-Jun-14 18:13:15

Ooohhh so very very sorry op. Just realised. Hugs hugs hugs.

thebodylovesspring Mon 16-Jun-14 18:11:45

I am afraid cats are a law into themselves.

That is all.

Toooldtobearsed Mon 16-Jun-14 18:10:29

AYC - has he gone? Not sure from your post. Whatever, I am truly sorry. My pain in the bum comes and goes at will, but still insists that 4:30am is 'getting up time'

Hope BC is still with us, if not, then sorry for inappropriate post, and take care.

wannabeveggie Mon 16-Jun-14 18:08:18

Oh no! RTFT wannabe

I am so sorry, poor BC sad

SadOldGit Mon 16-Jun-14 18:07:03

Poor bastard cat xxx Poor AYC

wannabeveggie Mon 16-Jun-14 18:06:45

Feed BC last thing at night - he has to come in if he wants dinner .
Shut him in the kitchen or utility with small litter tray.
Shut the door.
Go to bed.

TitsCrossed Mon 16-Jun-14 18:00:52

Oh no, sorry to hear that AYC. flowers

AtYourCervix Mon 16-Jun-14 17:56:23

Tis ok chime. Really. He was a bastard. But i loved him.

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