to ask you if you like fluffy

(22 Posts)
MardyBra Sat 14-Jun-14 10:57:39

kittens?

libertytrainers Sat 14-Jun-14 10:58:09

i'm not a cat person

CatsCantTwerk Sat 14-Jun-14 11:04:43

YABU. I eat fluffy Kittens. NOT FOOD!

OwlCapone Sat 14-Jun-14 11:05:19

[yawn]

Bardette Sat 14-Jun-14 11:24:21

No, I prefer them bald.

TheSarcasticFringehead Sat 14-Jun-14 11:30:08

YABU. We have a very fluffy one who I love quite a lot, and it's BU to even think someone couldn't like them.

LisaMed Sat 14-Jun-14 11:51:44

Evil cat was a fluffy kitten that lived for the kill. Then she grew up to be an incredibly cute, pretty evil cat who lived for the kill. Then she grew to be an old and creaking but still good looking cat with a lovely coat even after all these years who was hardened in sin, too frail for the kill but supported it from her spot on the sofa.

We are talking about getting another kitten. Our previous cats have been known as malevolent cat, psycho cat and evil cat. I'm not holding out much hope.

LisaMed Sat 14-Jun-14 11:52:34

Bardette if you shave your cat then there would be a lot of traffic on YouTube. Be careful how you label it.

Bardette Mon 16-Jun-14 14:34:49

grin

fluffyraggies Mon 16-Jun-14 16:12:42

Well ... obviously! grin

Melonbreath Mon 16-Jun-14 17:12:51

Kittens. The other white meat

Lackland Mon 16-Jun-14 18:30:28

Kittens taste like chicken?

Who knew?

softlysoftly Mon 16-Jun-14 18:37:51

Hate them.

bastard squeaky bastard things.

And they make all owners turn into blithering idiots who think everyone else gives a shit what their bastard cats do bit like children. And then they anthropomorphisise the fuckers and think it's FUNNY.

It's not funny fuck off fuck off fuck off.

softlysoftly Mon 16-Jun-14 18:38:11

Fuck OFF a bit more

Latara Mon 16-Jun-14 18:39:42

Fluffy is good but you have to brush them a lot.

Lackland Mon 16-Jun-14 18:42:56

Call me psychic, but I can't help feeling Softly might not be too keen on cats. She ain't feelin the feline.

There again I might have misinterpreted her message. She was very subtle.

ModreB Mon 16-Jun-14 18:43:07

We had a pet called Fluffy. He loved a cuddle before his dinner, was very fussy about his food (white meat only) and my DM luffed him, even though he was actually DS's pet. I still miss him and his little quirks. He passed away of old age a couple of years ago.

He was also a 5' long Malaysian Tree Boa Constrictor. sob sad

This is the best kitten ever.

Look at his little stripy legs.

Shockers Mon 16-Jun-14 18:52:48

Fluffy ones make my eyes itch.

Short haired ones make my eyes itch.

Still love the furry, murderous gits though. Shockercat talks to me and follows me to ( and into) the shops. All my neighbours adore him except the ones who used to have fish in their pond

softlysoftly Mon 16-Jun-14 18:52:53

Ahem I may be having a bad day.

softly - that's OK. grin

I feel the same about large, smelly, crotch-invading dogs.

No, oddly enough I don't find it endearing when your dog forces his/her slobbering snout into my nether regions; jumps up and snags my brand-new Magic Secret control-top tights that cost fecking eight quid and ignores you completely when you tell it to stop in that ho-ho laughing voice that indicates that you find the whole rigmarole hilarious.

I like dogs. I just don't like those dogs.

softlysoftly Mon 16-Jun-14 20:01:31

Spot on.

I liked my perfectly normal tortie cat, she was fine.

I do not like all of your-- bastard shitting in my garden cats.

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