To think that DD would have failed her Chemistry GCSE today

(19 Posts)
Lightshines Tue 10-Jun-14 08:02:58

If I had put 13 slices of cucumber in her sandwich....?

I think you may be ok wink

BigArea Tue 10-Jun-14 08:14:50

<confused>

SpandexBallet Tue 10-Jun-14 09:31:24

Cucumber is great for concentration! She would be lucky if you did! grin

Canus Tue 10-Jun-14 09:33:57

But surely any bad luck would be cancelled out by the lucky rabbits foot in her bag? confused

You did do that didn't you?

And light a candle?

HesGotStyleAGrooveyStyle Tue 10-Jun-14 09:37:13

Cucumber sandwiches are hugely underated but, seriously! what were you thinking?

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13 slices shock

JockTamsonsBairns Tue 10-Jun-14 11:28:41

What are you all on about??

I'm confused.

I understand chemistry GCSE though, ds1 has it this afternoon

HappyAgainOneDay Tue 10-Jun-14 11:31:08

How man of you counted the slices of cucumber? I did. blush

HappyAgainOneDay Tue 10-Jun-14 11:31:23

* many

As long as she turns around three times and spits on the floor before she eats it she will be fine.

DonkeysDontRideBicycles Tue 10-Jun-14 11:38:53

Uh-oh! Be prepared for the consequences! <Shakes head>.

Theas18 Tue 10-Jun-14 12:37:17

nah, once youve eaten one slice there are no longer 13 in the sandwich are there!

thebodylovesspring Tue 10-Jun-14 12:38:50

Ah hope she does ok you loon. grin

calculatorsatdawn Tue 10-Jun-14 13:16:43

happyagain I did!

StanleyLambchop Tue 10-Jun-14 13:30:17

You must have massive slices of bread (or slice up the cucumber mega thin) I don't think I could fit 13 slices into a sandwich!!

Lightshines Tue 10-Jun-14 13:30:25

Phew. Looks like she had a near miss. I did, of course, take one slice out.

For extra good luck, when I seasoned the cucumber, I did throw a bit of salt over my left shoulder.

It's Chemistry. Believe me, she needs all the help she can get.

Lightshines Thu 28-Aug-14 14:27:16

Just popped back.
So glad I held back on the 13th slice.
She passed grin!

eosmum Thu 28-Aug-14 14:29:35

Great, you had a near miss and I hope its a lesson learned for the futuresmile

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