sil giving me large pack of deflatine

[heraldgerald]

I've not got any particular problem with gas, honestly. Second sizable packet that sil has given me over the years. She gives it to me with a meaningful look about how she always likes to have a couple on her at all times. Its not a normal thing to do is it? Give someone medication to stop farting, is it? I'm really sure I'm not excessively gassy, I promise. Or do you?

[ToysRLuv]

Maybe she has found it so life-changing for herself that she thinks everyone should use it.. but yes, it's a but odd.

[TheLovelyBoots]

That's strange. And funny.

[ReluctantCamper]

this is the best passive aggressive gift ever. Is she particularly farty? Do you get on OK when she's not giving you insulting presents?

[PostmanPatAlwaysRingsTwice]

Don't you ask her why she's giving it to you?

[AElfgifu]

give her some breath freshener mints.

[Shnickyshnackers]

breath freshener mints made me chortle!!

[JuliaScurr]

www.ukniwm.org.uk/server/show/conMemorial.1587/from

just a thought
(hate the whole idea of it myself)

[JuliaScurr]

totally ignore that war memorial thing! it's from something I was looking at earlier
deflatine is rude, but being killed in the Somme is a bit harsh
lol

[JuliaScurr]

I meant this:
www.chemistdirect.co.uk/femfresh-feminine-deodorant-spray/prd-gk2

[motherofmonster]

Perhaps next time just say "oh no thank you sweetie, you look like you need them more than me at the moment" glance down at her bottom / tummy area and follow up with " ive heard that cutting down on bread helps with the bloating"

[picnicbasketcase]

Give her a cork and a significant look.

[Ioethe]

Best copy/paste error ever.

Does she work for somewhere that means she gets a discount on it? Does she give you other presents?

[JuliaScurr]

Ioethe
exactly

[OHforDUCKScake]

I thought deflatine was to make you fart. If you had trapped wind?

Surely you cant buy anything to stop you farting? You'd explode?
Perhaps she thinks your bloated.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

She clearly thinks you're fat bloated.

[SaucyJack]

Give her some Canesten and say it's because it's the best cure for an irritating cunt.

[ouryve]

Perhaps she wants you to fart more when you visit?

[WastingMyYoungYears]

??????

[WastingMyYoungYears]

[cozietoesie]

That is seriously.....odd. What does she give you (if anything) for eg Xmas?

[cozietoesie]

(I'm just wondering whether she has form for strangeness in other ways.)

[Icelollycraving]

My favourite thread this week :o
Really has made me chuckle.

[littlegreengloworm]

saucyjack

All jokes aside, it is wierd. SIL are wierd though, IMO.

[jeanmiguelfangio]

Its not for gas, deflatine will make you have gas, its for bloating and trapped wind

not quite sure what she is saying OP...

[heraldgerald]

Your responses have made me laugh out loud...irritating count lolz and best copy and pAste error ever.

Yes she does have form for annoying presents, including a session with her physio to reduce my stomach

She has also advised me to make less expression with my face so I wrinkle less.

She really thinks I've got a big tum, is that it?

I have tbh. Bought and paid for