They always manage to stab you when you carry home, no matter where in the bag you put them.
You waste loads, only 10% of the fuckers are officially edible.
They are messy.
You end up eating half of it before you finished chopping it up, on account they are gorgeous little bastards, so you never officially have enough, then get pineapple consumption guilt.
Pineapples, total fuckers.
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HoneyDragon · 05/06/2014 21:23
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