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Having to take time to think about swinging??

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woosey35 · 05/06/2014 20:52

I don't know whether to go along with him and throw my keys in the middle.....
The other swingers are 20yrs older than us and it feels wierd.
What you reckon?? It might be fun tho hey?!

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WaitMonkey · 05/06/2014 20:53

Ok. Confused

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Weathergames · 05/06/2014 20:53

Not with people 20 yrs your senior.

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HoneyDragon · 05/06/2014 20:54

Are you a bit back and forth about it?

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woosey35 · 05/06/2014 20:55

Well I think it will be fun.....and dirty!!!!

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AnyFucker · 05/06/2014 20:55

Really ?

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MrsChickPea · 05/06/2014 20:55

Doubt it... WHY?

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SecretSpy · 05/06/2014 20:56

it sounds greatGrin

in fact, get yourself a brew and I'll come back and tell you all about my swinging experiences in just a moment.

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Orangeanddemons · 05/06/2014 20:57

Why? Just why?

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woosey35 · 05/06/2014 20:57

Ooooo that would be great, thanks

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SecretSpy · 05/06/2014 20:58

I did some swinging today actually.

But then DS insisted we had to swap to the roundabout and it totally ruined the tripSad

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SunshineOutdoors · 05/06/2014 20:58

Yay! Let's all pile in with loads of our stories about swinging or not

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Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 20:59

Do people really still put their keys in the middle of a table? How old are you OP?

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Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 21:00

Who's him? Is he 20 years older too?

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Universal · 05/06/2014 21:00

I couldn't be arsed.

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Minnieisthedevilmouse · 05/06/2014 21:00

Does the house have pampas grass?

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meditrina · 05/06/2014 21:01

If it's what makes you happy, do it

It's worked (over the centuries) for some. No biggie.

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woosey35 · 05/06/2014 21:01

I'm 40yrs young.

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roadwalker · 05/06/2014 21:01

Are you a DJ?

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Moreisnnogedag · 05/06/2014 21:02

I never about that pampas grass (foreigner) until I commented to a neighbour about how nice his was and the conversation took a really weird turn.

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woosey35 · 05/06/2014 21:02

Dh is 60

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TooOldForGlitter · 05/06/2014 21:03

Oh I love swinging. It is so much fun, so liberating, I do it on the quiet, so nobody knows....

Sadly the chains bite into my fat ass and kids appear and make me get off so they can have a go Sad

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Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 21:03

I couldn't be arsed either, rather have a nice cuppa tea and watch corrie than a bunch of cavorting saggy scrotumed dirty old men!

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Shakey1500 · 05/06/2014 21:03

Just throw them in.

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Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 21:04

Are you saying the others are friiggin 80??!!! Or 60 like your DH??

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woosey35 · 05/06/2014 21:05

Scrumpy.....that's my deep down view too tbh. One saggy scrotum is enough!!!!

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