Having to take time to think about swinging??

(125 Posts)
woosey35 Thu 05-Jun-14 20:52:21

I don't know whether to go along with him and throw my keys in the middle.....
The other swingers are 20yrs older than us and it feels wierd.
What you reckon?? It might be fun tho hey?!

WaitMonkey Thu 05-Jun-14 20:53:00

Ok. confused

Weathergames Thu 05-Jun-14 20:53:40

Not with people 20 yrs your senior.

HoneyDragon Thu 05-Jun-14 20:54:00

Are you a bit back and forth about it?

woosey35 Thu 05-Jun-14 20:55:35

Well I think it will be fun.....and dirty!!!!

AnyFucker Thu 05-Jun-14 20:55:51

Really ?

MrsChickPea Thu 05-Jun-14 20:55:53

Doubt it... WHY?

SecretSpy Thu 05-Jun-14 20:56:51

it sounds greatgrin

in fact, get yourself a brew and I'll come back and tell you all about my swinging experiences in just a moment.

Orangeanddemons Thu 05-Jun-14 20:57:26

Why? Just why?

woosey35 Thu 05-Jun-14 20:57:36

Ooooo that would be great, thanks

SecretSpy Thu 05-Jun-14 20:58:01

I did some swinging today actually.

But then DS insisted we had to swap to the roundabout and it totally ruined the tripsad

SunshineOutdoors Thu 05-Jun-14 20:58:55

Yay! Let's all pile in with loads of our stories about swinging or not

Scrumpy100 Thu 05-Jun-14 20:59:06

Do people really still put their keys in the middle of a table? How old are you OP?

Scrumpy100 Thu 05-Jun-14 21:00:10

Who's him? Is he 20 years older too?

Universal Thu 05-Jun-14 21:00:20

I couldn't be arsed.

Does the house have pampas grass?

meditrina Thu 05-Jun-14 21:01:25

If it's what makes you happy, do it <shrugs>

It's worked (over the centuries) for some. No biggie.

woosey35 Thu 05-Jun-14 21:01:40

I'm 40yrs young.

roadwalker Thu 05-Jun-14 21:01:48

Are you a DJ?

Moreisnnogedag Thu 05-Jun-14 21:02:30

I never about that pampas grass (foreigner) until I commented to a neighbour about how nice his was and the conversation took a really weird turn.

woosey35 Thu 05-Jun-14 21:02:33

Dh is 60

Oh I love swinging. It is so much fun, so liberating, I do it on the quiet, so nobody knows....

Sadly the chains bite into my fat ass and kids appear and make me get off so they can have a go sad

Scrumpy100 Thu 05-Jun-14 21:03:06

I couldn't be arsed either, rather have a nice cuppa tea and watch corrie than a bunch of cavorting saggy scrotumed dirty old men!

Shakey1500 Thu 05-Jun-14 21:03:07

Just throw them in.

Scrumpy100 Thu 05-Jun-14 21:04:00

Are you saying the others are friiggin 80??!!! Or 60 like your DH??

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