to ask what is the most trivial reason you have ended a relationship

(618 Posts)
BauerTime Wed 28-May-14 17:05:21

Mine is for referring to the 69 position as 'summer of 69ing' and condoms ss 'rubber johnnies'.

It just made my skin crawl and there was no coming back from that!

Skid marks

Micro penis

One testicle

3 different relationships - all more than 20 years ago grin

BuzzardBird Wed 28-May-14 17:07:16

A very bad patchwork denim jacket that looked like he was going fishing (had lots of silly pockets on it). My desire was immediately extinguished.

Morgause Wed 28-May-14 17:08:05

He got a tattoo. <shudders>

Jurassic Park t-shirt

Hairy back. He was lovely as well. I was an idiot.

Fairylea Wed 28-May-14 17:09:13

Hugely awful of me but I once dumped someone after a few dates because I hadn't realised he was only 5 ft 2 (I'm much taller). He'd asked me out sitting down and when I first met him again it was a bit of a shock. I tried to get past it but I just couldn't. I spent the whole time trying to slouch and find somewhere to sit down.

A very long time ago, he got rid of his mohican; he just didn't look the same when he shaved it off and I stopped fancying him.

Shallow.

ThatBloodyWoman Wed 28-May-14 17:10:53

He applied moisturising cream to his legs, whilst trying to look seductive.To be fair, he was a male stripper, so I expect it probably worked for some.

calculatorsatdawn Wed 28-May-14 17:11:00

we had a disagreement about how good a football player micheal owen is. I don't even like football or know anything about it

SorrelForbes Wed 28-May-14 17:11:05

A dreadful laugh (not dissimilar to Janice in Friends but a bit deeper!). He looked like Justin Timberlake so I was probably very unreasonable!

Leviticus Wed 28-May-14 17:11:19

He kept a fluorescent tabard and flask in the door of his car in case of emergency.

SlimJiminy Wed 28-May-14 17:11:33

Fag breath.

orangepudding Wed 28-May-14 17:11:42

I dumped someone because he wore briefs. He had a green pair and I just couldn't get past a man wearing green briefs.

calculatorsatdawn Wed 28-May-14 17:12:25

leviticus that's brilliant! best reason to dump someone ever

DurhamDurham Wed 28-May-14 17:12:44

When I was in my late teens I once finished a relationship with someone when he came and knocked on my door when I had given him very specific instructions to wait for me in the car.

I'm a much nicer person these days grin

SlimJiminy Wed 28-May-14 17:13:02

Hahahahahahahaha @ Leviticus grin grin grin

Leviticus Wed 28-May-14 17:13:03

There is NOTHING trivial about briefs.

MamaLazarou Wed 28-May-14 17:13:18

He said things about Morrissey.

ShatnersBassoon Wed 28-May-14 17:13:28

He called a dressing gown a robe.

Leviticus Wed 28-May-14 17:13:51

There is NOTHING trivial about briefs.

Leviticus Wed 28-May-14 17:15:07

There is NOTHING trivial about briefs.

newsecretidentity Wed 28-May-14 17:15:12

Ok, apparently my standards have been too lax.

CabbagesAndKings Wed 28-May-14 17:15:13

He thought he was a vampire

Niklepic Wed 28-May-14 17:19:47

His chin annoyed me.

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