To send my sandwich back to be cut up?

(107 Posts)
missknows Sat 24-May-14 21:14:58

Just phoned my husband from the bedroom (struggling with 4 month sleep regression baby) and asked him to make me a sandwich. Tomato puree with ham. Yum yum. Brings it up. . . Whole!!

I made him go back and cut it in half. AIBU or should I have been grateful to get it in the first place?

WorraLiberty Sat 24-May-14 21:17:45

You can still be grateful and ask him to cut it up so it's easier to eat one handed.

YANBU

IrritatedPartyOf1 Sat 24-May-14 21:18:20

You were fed weren't you? It all depends on how you asked or demanded for your sandwich to be cut.

Tweasels Sat 24-May-14 21:20:35

My husband never cuts sandwiches. I find this odd. I would have sent it back too but in a grovelly grateful sort of way.

OldLadyKnowsSomething Sat 24-May-14 21:22:57

Yanbu, he should have cut it into four and garnished the plate with fresh parsley.

wafflyversatile Sat 24-May-14 21:24:04

So you wanted a sandwich and you got a sandwich and then when you were brought a sandwich you said you wanted it cutted up? When he comes back are you going to throw it at the wall because he cutted it up? hmm

Coughle Sat 24-May-14 21:24:17

But did you specify that you wanted a cutted up sandwich beforehand?

missknows Sat 24-May-14 21:24:41

Oh god this posted twice. Stupid phone. Ignore this one, the other has more posts!

Bettercallsaul1 Sat 24-May-14 21:25:19

Quite right! Room service definitely wasn't up to scratch!

Hope you made some cutting remarks. (sorry)

UterusUterusGhali Sat 24-May-14 21:26:37

It's "cutted up".
And no, YANBU.

SirChenjin Sat 24-May-14 21:26:46

Dear god no - YANBU. Who the hell makes a sandwich and then doesn't cut it in 2 at the very least.

LTB.

HoneyDragon Sat 24-May-14 21:29:09

Tomato purée?

In a sandwich ?

UABU

I can't get past the purée to address sections.

Caitlin17 Sat 24-May-14 21:30:24

No yanbu. And did he cut it into 2 rectangles or 2 triangles? Rectangles are horrible.

You might be unreasonable about the filling though, tomato puree in a sandwich?

ShatnersBassoon Sat 24-May-14 21:30:31

I wouldn't cut up such an abomination. Sounds far too concentrated tomatoey.

wafflyversatile Sat 24-May-14 21:31:21

Two threads! I wondered where my post had gone. I was checking facebook to see if I'd posted it as a status!

Bettercallsaul1 Sat 24-May-14 21:32:06

missknows -at least your thread has been cut into two halves! Well done!

wafflyversatile Sat 24-May-14 21:32:24

hamwidges should come with salad cream if anything. Not tomato puree.

Catsmamma Sat 24-May-14 21:34:12

yes, we need vital info...did he cut it into triangles or horrible, awful, common rectangles??

missknows Sat 24-May-14 21:35:00

Oh this is a disaster. Now this one has more posts. Oh the irony! I wouldn't have even needed a sandwich at all if the mother in law had not forgotten to put the noodles in the stir fry she served up this evening!

Bettercallsaul1 Sat 24-May-14 21:35:57

Ah, the hamwidge! I wondered when it would make an appearance!

MrsChickPea Sat 24-May-14 21:36:59

OK... your sandwich filling is disgusting. You need to sort that out!
But... WHO offers a whole sandwich. It's either halved or quartered. It's expected with a sandwich! YANBU (but your filling is!).

missknows Sat 24-May-14 21:37:24

It came back in triangles which meant I forgave him for not cutting it in the first place :-)

Tweasels Sat 24-May-14 21:38:10

A stir fry with no noodles?

A not cutted up sandwich?

OP you have had a terrible evening. I find Pinot Grigio helps in these situations.

Bettercallsaul1 Sat 24-May-14 21:40:09

OP, I would give your better half no quarter on this.

missknows Sat 24-May-14 21:40:47

I know, it's not been going well. And now I'm being slated for eating tomato puree. Surely I'm not the only one to have a cheeky squirt straight in the mouth when opening the fridge am I?

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