AIBU in thinking you should wipe...

(74 Posts)
TiggyD Wed 14-May-14 11:40:09

...dog's bottoms after they poo? Have people never heard of hi jean? And then these dogs sit on sofas and old people and children. It's wrong not to give their under-tail region a quick polish afterwards. KFC finger wipes would be an ideal thing for dog owners to carry with them for the porpoise of canine rim sanitation. Somebody should write to Mr Give.

Feminine Wed 14-May-14 11:43:49

Really?

TiggyD Wed 14-May-14 11:45:01

Mr give - Mr gove.

AtYourCervix Wed 14-May-14 11:45:33

But if you wipe too vigorously you risk an accidental emptying of the anal gland.

PaulinesPen Wed 14-May-14 11:45:51

Well that's put me off KFC anywaygrin

AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow Wed 14-May-14 11:45:55

Surely it's what cotton buds are designed for, no?

Beehatch Wed 14-May-14 11:46:18

Hi jean PMSL!

PourquoiTuGachesTaVie Wed 14-May-14 11:46:30

Never. Getting. A. Dog.

AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow Wed 14-May-14 11:46:43

Sorry, i obviously mean cotton bids

gotnotimeforthat Wed 14-May-14 11:46:47

And while we are at is we should follow our cats around all day monitoring their bowel movements so we can rim them with a lemon wipe too.

Dogs don't have the bowel/diet problems that people do, (without going into detail).

I take it this is lighthearted?

Or are you unwell?

YoureBeingASillyBilly Wed 14-May-14 11:47:38

Cotton buds? Those would get lost near my dog's ass. grin

PaulinesPen Wed 14-May-14 11:47:52

'you risk an accidental emptying of the anal gland' O M G.

LangenFlugelHappleHoff Wed 14-May-14 11:48:02

Oh god all those nasty germs...dettol your dogs arse people!

Won't anyone think of the children??

<clutches pearls>

AtYourCervix Wed 14-May-14 11:48:22

Mine would need a cotton bud the size of a mop.

Piddlepuddle Wed 14-May-14 11:49:29

Hi, Jean!

gotnotimeforthat Wed 14-May-14 11:50:21

Sure a loofa would work?

Isn't tiggy a normal poster?
Strange thread!

MarcusAurelius Wed 14-May-14 11:52:40

I use baby wipes on my dog sometimes. Mostly the poo is dry and nipped off cleanly but there is the occasional runny one. <vom>

Do dogs sit on old people and children?

sonlypuppyfat Wed 14-May-14 11:52:59

What's jean got to do with it?

YoureBeingASillyBilly Wed 14-May-14 11:54:25

Hi jean = hygiene!

This is normal for tiggy. grin

BecauseIsaidS0 Wed 14-May-14 11:55:30

hi jean = hygiene?

Oldraver Wed 14-May-14 11:55:37

My Great Aunt, who used to visit my GP's everyday, always used to wipe the dogs bum before she came into the house. I thought for years this was normal for every dog owner

YoureBeingASillyBilly Wed 14-May-14 11:55:54

My dog sits on children

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