To be utterly Humiliated?

(27 Posts)

I was expecting my DH to call this morning on his break at 10am. So at like 10.05am or close the phone rings. I decide to be clever and answer " hey there hot stuff, I need you" in a breathy sex voice.
I then hear " err is that Mrs Vampire, It's Dr x from the surgery with your babies test results"
I think I need to move and change my name. I told DH when he eventually rang, He was too busy pissing himself laughing to make me feel any better.

SpringBreaker Tue 13-May-14 14:43:27

I would have put the phone down .. Very very quickly!!

I stuttered and cringed through the phone call, while the obviously amused doctor tried not to laugh at me blush . The poor sod must think I'm a nutter.

MrsWolowitz Tue 13-May-14 14:51:49

grin

puntasticusername Tue 13-May-14 14:52:47

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sorry smile

Ps hope all was well with the test results!

londonrach Tue 13-May-14 14:54:37

You made your doctors morning. Something that broke up a born in morning. Forget it. Hope the tests were ok x

DramaAlpaca Tue 13-May-14 14:54:49

Oh dear!!!

Sorry, but that is so funny grin grin

Hope the results were OK, btw.

ManWithNoName Tue 13-May-14 14:54:53

Are you ever going to have to visit this Dr ever again because that is going to be an interesting appointment?

Oh and he will have told all his colleagues and the Receptionists at the Dr surgery.

grin

I have to go back in a few weeks for the babies first immunisations, the test results were fine btw. The midwife thought she was a bit too yellow, but her levels are fine. I'm sending Dh now and never going there again even if my fingers fall off or some thing. Thanks for making me feel better Manwithnoname grin

ManWithNoName Tue 13-May-14 15:15:19

Could you brazen it out and conduct the entire the next appointment in 'a breathy sex voice' and pretend that's how you always talk?

<helpful>

littledrummergirl Tue 13-May-14 15:15:44

Thank you for the laugh. Sorry for your experience but thanks for sharing. grin

Groovee Tue 13-May-14 15:17:03

Ooops grin

TereseaGreen Tue 13-May-14 15:17:16

grin

I'm sure the thought that you might be running a sex chat line from home, wouldn't have occurred to him. At all.

Nope. You can rest easy on that one. grin

Thumbwitch Tue 13-May-14 15:22:37

Oh whoops, never mind, you probably brightened the doctor's day up! grin

DonkeysDontRideBicycles Tue 13-May-14 15:52:38

Poor you, it might have made your doctor's day, with your best foxy voice!

Glad DD's test results were fine.

ProfessorBranestawm Tue 13-May-14 16:02:09

Oh dear grin

Have you considered getting a phone which allows Caller ID? grin

Our phone used to have caller ID, but since O2 sold out to sky it won't work anymore sad. From now on I think I will just answer Hello

ICanSeeTheSun Tue 13-May-14 16:06:39

Pmsl.

Brightened up my dad

TereseaGreen Tue 13-May-14 16:08:05

Icansee Bet OP is chuffed she cheered up your Dad. Is he a GP wink?

PipkinsPal Tue 13-May-14 16:08:53

OP you need caller display to avoid any future embarrassment. The Doctor would have found it highly amusing I'm sure. Once he had told all the staff, they would have been highly amused too grin

Greyhound Tue 13-May-14 16:12:31

Oh no!

I would be cringing too lol!

softlysoftly Tue 13-May-14 16:12:36

I'm making a note of your user name and you will be the ONLY poster that will get the response"

"Yep off to A&E with you, no no a tiny cough isn't something that can wait, you are totally not wasting A&E time, DO NOT go to the Drs"

On a "hospital or Drs?" Thread

Mumoftwoyoungkids Tue 13-May-14 16:32:32

Could you have not said "Mrs X, no sorry - wrong number."

And then phoned in an hour ortwo "wondering" if your baby's test results were in yet....l

Impatientwino Tue 13-May-14 17:09:20

If it makes you feel any better I was at EuroDisney at the weekend and my DS (just under 2) got up onto the little stage and started dancing with the other children. He spied a cigarette butt that some selfish bastard idiot had left at the side near a bush and made a bee line for it to investigate.

I tried to jump gazelle like up the small stone ledge onto the stage to retrieve him and missed - fell flat onto my face, arse in the air and directly into the bush.

When I finally got myself up I reckon there were a good 50 or so people trying not to snigger too much at me confused

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