Terry Wogan's cock....Eurovision just isn't the same.

(39 Posts)
youdontknowmebut Sat 10-May-14 19:44:09

Is it just me that misses Terry being on Eurovision? I haven't really watched it since he stopped as really miss hiscock him.

TucsonGirl Sat 10-May-14 19:48:34

I think Graham Norton is really good on it, better than Terry was for the last few years he did it. I was surprised because I don't really like Norton but he tones down his persona enough that it fits Eurovision to a T.

HexBramble Sat 10-May-14 19:49:10

confused

youdontknowmebut Sat 10-May-14 19:54:07

Terry in his finest pose.

WolfMoon Sat 10-May-14 19:55:06

Erm...am I missing something here? I loved Wogan on Eurovision, but I have not the faintest of a Scooby Doo what his cock has to do with it.

are you sure you've been watching Eurovision

WolfMoon Sat 10-May-14 19:56:07

X-post with OP...good grief!!

confused

tabvase Sat 10-May-14 19:57:18

shock How have I gone so many years without knowing this about Wogan?

scarred for life

Sallyingforth Sat 10-May-14 19:59:33

Well he has to keep his spare scarf handkerchief somewhere.

squoosh Sat 10-May-14 19:59:59

Is it time for me to tell people (again) about the dream I had where I was giving Terry a blow job as he filmed it on his phone? Funnily enough he was wearing the same blazer as in the photo above. I woke up in quite a fluster!

MummyPigsKnickers Sat 10-May-14 20:00:26
Bearbehind Sat 10-May-14 20:01:09

I thought the title of this was a typo!

OMFG, I need eye bleach!

WolfMoon Sat 10-May-14 20:03:20

squoosh I will have nightmares now!

youdontknowmebut Sat 10-May-14 20:05:26

Squoosh, even I haven't had a dream like that! I'm a bit envious, didyouswallow

LackaDAISYcal Sat 10-May-14 20:06:43

As he only ever just talked over it like Graham is doing, you never actually saw his cock. One cheeky and irreverant Irish voice over sans cock is much the same as another. YABU

HexBramble Sat 10-May-14 20:07:30

Oh Dear God.

<walks away muttering>

MummyPigsKnickers Sat 10-May-14 20:07:41

Squoosh that puts Wake Up To Wogan into a whole new light...wink

Psycobabble Sat 10-May-14 20:10:29

Squoosh I literally lolled and spat too hahaha

squoosh Sat 10-May-14 20:11:02

Ewwww Mummy, of all the filthy celeb dreams I've had why did the Wogan one have to be the most vivid!!

There's a Terry shaped scar on my brain.

youdontknowmebut Sat 10-May-14 20:12:29

Is it a cock shaped scar? I hope so, squoosh

MummyPigsKnickers Sat 10-May-14 20:22:10

YA certainly NBU...I miss the Irish trousersnake more every year, Graham just doesn't do it for me.

Squoosh was Tel wearing his toupée in the dream???

youdontknowmebut Sat 10-May-14 20:24:36

I'm not even watching it. I miss his cock delightful soft Irish accent.

jeanmiguelfangio Sat 10-May-14 20:43:08

You'd think id learn after these years on mumsnet...but nope
dear god

Aliceinvodkaland Sat 10-May-14 20:46:41

ha ha ha ha love fuckin thread title grin

Aliceinvodkaland Sat 10-May-14 20:47:19

terry was hilarious

Aliceinvodkaland Sat 10-May-14 20:47:48

he tries to take piss but his piss taking just isn't in the same class

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