To wonder why no one has posted a picture of a PENIS yet?

(61 Posts)

We've had photos for aaaages. Hq are always on t'gin and slow to take down threads.

How come no ones posted a cock picture yet?

And don't say it's cos everyone's all mature and shit cos that's bollocks grin

Raxacoricofallapatorius Fri 04-Apr-14 16:36:09

The bloke offering sexual services definitely posted a picture of himself totally naked and standing to attention in a not very tastefully decorated kitchen. It was very red and shiny. The penis that is. The kitchen was beige.

HecatePropylaea Fri 04-Apr-14 16:37:26

the units or the walls?

Bifauxnen Fri 04-Apr-14 16:40:08

Come guy posted a pic of his penis with his cat in fwr

Bifauxnen Fri 04-Apr-14 16:40:35

Some, not come.

ballsballsballs Fri 04-Apr-14 16:40:35

Is this one big enough?

Chippednailvarnish Fri 04-Apr-14 16:40:56

Beige kitchens can say a lot about a person...

ouryve Fri 04-Apr-14 16:42:17

Have a fanny, instead.

LegoClone Fri 04-Apr-14 16:42:34

Can't believe I've just saved this picture to my laptop to do this.

I remember that thread Hecate ! I also read about the penis pic man offering his services but didn't get to see it.

Michael Gove is a turd fuck

Find a picture of that grin

On second thought don't after that park poo lolly thread

LegoClone Fri 04-Apr-14 16:45:41

That reads badly! I didn't want to see the penis man's penis - I meant that I read about the incident on other threads after his was deleted. blush

ouryve Fri 04-Apr-14 16:45:43

Spicy

LegoClone Fri 04-Apr-14 16:47:50

There are so many terms for Gove and none of them are complementary. grin

fairylightsintheloft Fri 04-Apr-14 17:03:14

damn, I got sent one the other week but deleted it!! grin

WaterLoadaCack Fri 04-Apr-14 17:08:42

Ah thanks everyone for explaining how I do it.

Cant believe how many people tripped over themselves to help!

grin

<fades back into the background>

gordyslovesheep Fri 04-Apr-14 17:11:18

this?

RedFocus Fri 04-Apr-14 17:19:10

wink

RocknRollNerd Fri 04-Apr-14 17:19:39

As all Buglers know these are the best two penis pictures grin

HairyPotter Fri 04-Apr-14 17:32:49

Water it's just down there under the message box. I put the photo into my camera roll then click on choose file.

Toofattorun Fri 04-Apr-14 17:34:32

I posted Dappy's penis AGES ago...

Euphemia Fri 04-Apr-14 17:46:01

Cerne Abbas willy.

neiljames77 Fri 04-Apr-14 17:53:55

These unfortunate looking creatures are actually fish. close enough though.
cdn.kaskus.com/images/2014/02/24/4656539_201402241047170837.jpg

NewtRipley Fri 04-Apr-14 17:54:01

I believe there's a lovely one of Huge Ackman that did the rounds a while back.....

hackmum Fri 04-Apr-14 17:56:50
neiljames77 Fri 04-Apr-14 17:58:32
rabbitlady Fri 04-Apr-14 18:04:30

honestly, i haven't seen one for decades and remember them quite fondly so i was hoping this thread would show me some beautiful manhoods.

i'm so disappointed...

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