To wonder why no one has posted a picture of a PENIS yet?

(61 Posts)

We've had photos for aaaages. Hq are always on t'gin and slow to take down threads.

How come no ones posted a cock picture yet?

And don't say it's cos everyone's all mature and shit cos that's bollocks grin

DontCareAboutYourShoes Fri 04-Apr-14 16:21:27

HecatePropylaea Fri 04-Apr-14 16:21:29

Someone has.

that bloke that was offering his sexual services.

I think it was a penis anyway. It looked like one, only smaller.

Smilesandpiles Fri 04-Apr-14 16:21:39

Because there's no need. Yet. There hasn't been a thread that needed that.

WaterLoadaCack Fri 04-Apr-14 16:22:02

How DO you post pictures?

I can only post photos!

Tell me and I will post a penis.

He didn't post a pic did he - I was on that thread.

Did you mean Yoni massage man, Brian?

MamaPain Fri 04-Apr-14 16:22:31

There is no demand for it.

Hardly Picasso's are they.

HecatePropylaea Fri 04-Apr-14 16:22:49

we know they think it, even if they never say it wink

Coffeethrowtrampbitch Fri 04-Apr-14 16:22:53

Oh, god, the drunk thread tonight will be full of them. . .

Given that there's so many trolls and hairy handed weirdos posting I'm genuinely wondering why no one has confused

squoosh Fri 04-Apr-14 16:24:02

Here's a massive penis.

HecatePropylaea Fri 04-Apr-14 16:24:07

I am sure we had a bloke come on and do that. didn't we? Unless I am dreaming about mn again. hmm

FelineLou Fri 04-Apr-14 16:24:30

To be a Mum you need a mostly penis so we know what they are like.

HecatePropylaea Fri 04-Apr-14 16:24:58

oh no! I'm wrong! It was a troll who was pretending that her son in law or something had some photos and she linked to some site or other.

I think.

Please someone tell me they remember that!

That's just you Hec wink

I'm tempted to post one now just so' s I can be first.

I could get banned and a bad name for myself and actually get some house work done grin

8 years of posting history gone bang it one naughty moment - you could all shake your heads and tsk.

HairyPotter Fri 04-Apr-14 16:28:24

I'm sure I remember that one Hecate, but I'm almost sure there was another chap offering his 'no strings services' who felt that a photo of his cock would bring all the laydees running.

It didn't as far as I remember. grin

HecatePropylaea Fri 04-Apr-14 16:28:29

True, Feline. We also know they are damned ugly things.

Far better to have pictures of pretty things. Like CAKE!

Guinness chocolate cake! <drools>

AlpacaYourThings Fri 04-Apr-14 16:28:48

I'm very surprised about this, too.

Maybe the trolls haven't thought of it.

blahblahblah2014 Fri 04-Apr-14 16:29:29

I'll post a penis pic, noone likes me anyway =)

Gileswithachainsaw Fri 04-Apr-14 16:29:34

grin

squoosh

Beehatch Fri 04-Apr-14 16:29:37

I recall some cocks in socks pics, do they count? They were gratuitous enough!

Nomama Fri 04-Apr-14 16:33:54

Like this?

minniebar Fri 04-Apr-14 16:34:29

I recall some bloke posting a link to a picture of his dick. True to form, most comments were about the decor in the background grin

I'm trying to imagine dh's face if I asked him to whop it out so I could take a photo of it

He'd think he was hallucinating or that I'd started afternoon drinking

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