Last I heard fanjos could only be washed in pure water and even the thought of soap would give you thrush. Now it seems it's fine to scrub them with wire wool and dettol. Also, it used to be ok to just trim the hair that might poke out around your knickers, but now all body hair is evil and must be removed via hot wax. And then I read on MN that washing up in a bowl and then putting it on the draining board like they used to in the fairy adverts is all wrong and we should be washing up under running water. And while we are about it, what the fuck is quinoa and more to the point how did everyone else know how to say it?
Apparently everyone else in the whole world is absolutely filthy, and if one of these filthy people uses your toilet/washes their hands and dries them on your towel/walks on your floor (with or without shoes)/sits on your furniture etc you must immediately dress in a Haz-Mat suit, put on a face mask and disinfect your entire home from top to bottom.
It used to be that plucking your eyebrows to a thin line was considered attractive, now I can't fathom why it has gone the opposite way and is the in thing to have eyebrows that look like they have been coloured in with a black biro and bear no resemblance to most people's hair colour.
EverythingsDozy I heard the pronunciation on Graham Norton - probably when he was interviewing Gwynny. Before then I had only seen it written down and thought it was said "kwi-noh-a". But I haven't the faintest idea what it is. Well other than something that you eat. I think.
PostmanPat You rinse mince!! Why? I have never heard of anyone doing this.
tshirt you shouldn't need a bog brush because the word on the street these days is that toilets are only a decorative item and should not ever be used for the purpose of disposing of bodily waste, because that's disgusting innit?