Why do you swear?

(90 Posts)
Moonbeam7 Sun 16-Mar-14 20:52:58

That's it. Why do you swear?

"Because I want to"s not allowed.

AgentZigzag Sun 16-Mar-14 20:53:34

Because it make me looks big and clever.

scarffiend Sun 16-Mar-14 20:54:17

Because sometimes 'gosh darn it' just doesn't cut it.

Ilovexmastime Sun 16-Mar-14 20:54:31

Because sometimes swear words are exactly the right words I need.

5OBalesofHay Sun 16-Mar-14 20:54:39

Because I don't in real life. So bollocks

Janethegirl Sun 16-Mar-14 20:54:49

It's only words, so why not?

Piscivorus Sun 16-Mar-14 20:55:11

Force of habit I think.

cogitosum Sun 16-Mar-14 20:55:14

It's part of language. You could say why do you use any particular words or expressions? I swear when I want to express something that I feel that word expresses.

gordyslovesheep Sun 16-Mar-14 20:55:15

because I like it smile

Catsmamma Sun 16-Mar-14 20:55:31

Because I can.

and it's funny....I am a bit posh totty sounding and "fuck right off you ghaaaaaaaaaaaastly baaaaaaaaaaaaarstard" is just not to be taken seriously.

and obv the big and clever thing.

Jellymum1 Sun 16-Mar-14 20:55:33

Because sometimes it just bloody well makes me feel fucking better!

EatShitDerek Sun 16-Mar-14 20:55:40

I enjoy it. Nothing more satisfying then saying Dickhead. Emphasis on the dick

SaucyJack Sun 16-Mar-14 20:55:42

Because I fucking love it. Like pandas don't love shagging.

OddBoots Sun 16-Mar-14 20:56:09

Science has shown it helps pain tolerance.

5OBalesofHay Sun 16-Mar-14 20:56:12

Wanky Wanky bollocking fuck

SetPhasersTaeMalkie Sun 16-Mar-14 20:56:20

I don't think I swear on here. Well, not very much.

I do swear a lot in RL. I really can't think why. I certainly wasn't allowed to growing up. I think I enjoy it.

Bunbaker Sun 16-Mar-14 20:56:52

"Force of habit I think."

And that's why I don't. Just force of habit - it doesn't offend me, I just don't like swearing.

Smilesandpiles Sun 16-Mar-14 20:57:05

Fustration and a bad mood usually.

kinkyfuckery Sun 16-Mar-14 20:57:33

Because it's fucking cool.

Moonbeam7 Sun 16-Mar-14 20:57:36

Haha liking the answers

Because sometimes only "fucking cock sucking prick" will do.

Because I'm Scottish and it's cunting funny.

There's no situation that can't be improved by a good swear.

onetiredmummy Sun 16-Mar-14 20:59:26

To add emphasis and because im a grown up and can smile

Capitola Sun 16-Mar-14 21:00:01

Because I love it and there is no alternative to 'for fucks sake'.

RiverTam Sun 16-Mar-14 21:00:25

because I like it, I have a potty mouth. I love words and so often they are the right words for the situation. I like punchy words.

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