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To smother DP with a pillow

(16 Posts)
pmgkt Sun 09-Mar-14 09:19:16

Firm kick and telling him to shut up works well here

Not hard!! I'm not violent, just gently enough to startle him!

I used to kick mine and pretend I was still asleep grin

Writerwannabe83 Sun 09-Mar-14 09:05:28

I wake mine up and tell him to go and sleep on the sofa smile

TwittyMcTwitterson Sun 09-Mar-14 09:03:33

Normally I turn over in a very bouncy way which wakes him up just enough. Not last night...

Mumof3xx Sun 09-Mar-14 08:45:28

I tend to accidentally elbow my snoring oh

Thattimeofyearagain Sun 09-Mar-14 08:45:00

Roll him over < I snore - sinus issues blush>

Passthecake30 Sun 09-Mar-14 08:43:37

A sharp elbow in the rib does it for me!

TwittyMcTwitterson Sun 09-Mar-14 08:42:12

I pushed him gently and told him he was snoring. He told me he wasn't and was actually still awake. Then he said he was testing me. Not really sure what that means.

We agreed he should roll over because even if he wasn't snoring he wouldn't be losing out.

I can never sleep past 8am tho confused

AdoraBell Sun 09-Mar-14 03:59:57

D never bloody workshmm

B in the first instance, followed by A if B fails dismally. Then move on to C.

Sunnysummer Sun 09-Mar-14 03:54:21

B then A then C. D would be the most unreasonable, as I know from experience that it never freaking works hmm

lessonsintightropes Sun 09-Mar-14 03:35:40

Wake him up gently - this works 9/10 for me - and if he can't/won't stop, extricate one of you to the sofa. I've only done this once in 6 years and he to me once too. Hope you get some kip!

smother him - he'll only do it again otherwise! wink

PigletJohn Sun 09-Mar-14 02:22:35

Roll him over, repeating "roll over, darling"

With repeated training, the words should do.

I would push him over, and if that didn't work, pinch his nose wink

TwittyMcTwitterson Sun 09-Mar-14 02:11:52

He's had a few drinks and he's snoring his stupid little head off.

Do I...

A) smother him with my pillow

B) kick him

C) sodd off to the spare room/DDs room and have wicked cuddles

D) be a grown up, wake him up and tell him

The rooms starting to shake... hmm

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