To think my dd is making a porn film!

(88 Posts)
ManifestoMT Sun 16-Feb-14 22:47:42

Due to the amount of lardy arse and saggy tit footage she has broadcast of me on fecking FaceTime to her 7 yr old friends. I can't walk out of the shower without her papping me.

VoyageDeVerity Sun 16-Feb-14 22:51:27

Eh?

ForgettableTampon Sun 16-Feb-14 22:52:10

Why is she unsupervised? Put a stop to that pdq!

AgentZigzag Sun 16-Feb-14 22:52:19

Oh.

That's an unusual one.

The way you've written it seems to be messing, but you're saying your 7 YO is posting nudey photos of you on facetime, which can't just be to other 7 YOs surely if their parents keep a check on what they're up to?

Faverolles Sun 16-Feb-14 22:54:00

If any of my dc did that even once they'd lose whatever they were using to take the photos and FaceTime.

ManifestoMT Sun 16-Feb-14 22:54:58

All her friends have discovered iPads have face time. Like skype except the camera makes you look like les Dawson

I copped an eye full of my mates husband walking out of the shower at 9 this morning.

There should be a health warning.
It's like having half the village popping up in the bathroom.

Bizarro.

AnyFucker Sun 16-Feb-14 22:56:06

are you pissed ?

gordyslovesheep Sun 16-Feb-14 22:56:17

you are the adult - stop her doing it

You're the parent.

You need rules.

And a towel.

HyvaPaiva Sun 16-Feb-14 22:57:27

confused

ManifestoMT Sun 16-Feb-14 22:58:08

They aren't posting pictures they are chatting via a video link to each other whilst wandering aimlessly around the house. Randomly videoing things in the back ground like very untidy rooms, huge knickers on the radiator. The stuff that is all tidied away if you have guests round.

I need to set some ground rules.

squeakytoy Sun 16-Feb-14 22:58:52

C

squeakytoy Sun 16-Feb-14 22:59:35

Lock the bathroom door and exit the bathroom wrapped in a towel. Simple really.

NinjaBunny Sun 16-Feb-14 23:00:25

Papping you?

Take whatever object she's papping you with and chuck it away.

confused

ManifestoMT Sun 16-Feb-14 23:00:25

Not pissed unfortunately

Obviously this isn't a well known occurance as yet.
Just you wait though it's a warning to you all.
Bloody apple

gordyslovesheep Sun 16-Feb-14 23:01:25

the issue isn't with Apple - it's with you allowing a 7 year old to have open access to facetime - limit it and make sure you pick times you have clothes on

FutTheShuckUp Sun 16-Feb-14 23:01:33

Just you wait? What until we let our children have unsupervised access to inappropriate technology? Not happening here

AnyFucker Sun 16-Feb-14 23:02:05

Nope. No warning to me. My kids have more respect. Bin the Ipad, pronto.

CoffeeTea103 Sun 16-Feb-14 23:02:22

Bloody apple? It's you!! Take responsibility for your parent in choices.

CoffeeTea103 Sun 16-Feb-14 23:02:35

Parenting

All of mine have got this.

I've never been papped in an unwanted manner.

They are considatre and respectful.

Beeyump Sun 16-Feb-14 23:04:18

Flipping odd thread title, all told.

ManifestoMT Sun 16-Feb-14 23:04:20

Ooh well I forgot on mumsnet I was surrounded by the perfect parents and the humourless.

Actually, I lied, only my big 3 have it. The 7yo is too young.

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