to not understand how someone rests their balls on someone's head?

(86 Posts)
dunmopin Thu 06-Feb-14 17:07:33

Probably shouldn't ask about this as it was mentioned in another thread. It has just really confused me - not just that someone would do it but how is it possible?

madmomma Thu 06-Feb-14 22:49:01

But think of the bowling ball action on offer from a man with 2 peni...

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 22:51:15

Bowling action. Do you mean a googlie?

madmomma Thu 06-Feb-14 22:52:14

erm...possibly?

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 22:54:29

Oh I know what's going on now Madmomma. Has it all gone dark at your end? Have you suddenly had a scrotum dropped on your head and you can't see the keyboard. It's a bit like putting a cover over a parrot's cage. The dark shuts them up.

AdmiralData Thu 06-Feb-14 22:55:29

I saw this happen once. In a pub. A gentleman (not of my acquaintance) had fallen asleep on a sofa in said pub. I was with a group of friends who all knew the young barkeep. The barkeep leapt over the bar, sat on the radiator and cover behind the sleeping gent and put his ... erm ... plums on the face of the sleeping gent. He took a photo. True story.

The pub is now closed down.

riskit4abiskit Thu 06-Feb-14 23:33:22
KissesBreakingWave Thu 06-Feb-14 23:50:40

Since you mention Newton's cradle, I will point out that I have seen this done with breasts. Mesmerising.

WilsonFrickett Thu 06-Feb-14 23:57:57

Tis called a sack cap in Wilson Towers and is something DP is fond of doing of a morning while I'm still in bed and he is having his nekkid morning wander/scratch. Just a gentle draping movement.

But not when I'm having a wee. That's wrong. And DP is not an actual giant.

KissesBreakingWave Fri 07-Feb-14 00:04:56

Conversation right here, right now :

"How would you dip your balls in someone's mouth?"

I explain the basic mechanics of the act of teabagging.

"Surely that's a Health and Safety risk?"

Oh dear.

MistressDeeCee Fri 07-Feb-14 02:56:17

This has got to be well almost the best thread title ever grin

I don't know ...

Is it something to do with a protein rinse?

Being sexually inventive?

What does 'micturating' mean?

The sexual prose on this thread is lovely

GlitzAndGiggles Fri 07-Feb-14 09:10:48

Micturating is peeing

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