to not understand how someone rests their balls on someone's head?

(86 Posts)
dunmopin Thu 06-Feb-14 17:07:33

Probably shouldn't ask about this as it was mentioned in another thread. It has just really confused me - not just that someone would do it but how is it possible?

ineedabodytransplant Thu 06-Feb-14 18:22:34

And he complains her pee smells hmm

HerBigChance Thu 06-Feb-14 18:30:38

Best thread title in ages

BalloonSlayer Thu 06-Feb-14 18:50:32

OP I thought that too, when I read that thread!

I can honestly say that my DH has never rested his balls on my head EVER, and certainly not when I am having a wee. And if he did - not that he would - he certainly wouldn't have the nerve to complain that my wee smells. In case I stood up suddenly.

GlitzAndGiggles Thu 06-Feb-14 18:52:05

Maybe he does a handstand whilst she's sat on the loo?

ProfPlumSpeaking Thu 06-Feb-14 18:52:18

it wasn't for mutual pleasure - she wrote an imaginary letter to him telling him she didn't like it.

It's on the thread called something like Dear DH (a confession).

Mordirig Thu 06-Feb-14 18:54:34

You can not start this thread without a link,,,, so kinky linky please!

GlitzAndGiggles Thu 06-Feb-14 18:56:42
oldgrandmama Thu 06-Feb-14 19:01:20

Tahlulah, really! But ... maybe, just maybe, he does a sort of handstand, on the rim of the toilet, while she's shi ... sitting on it - she's got really thin thighs [bitter], so there's room for his big, strong but sensitive, manly hands between her spread (thin) thighs on the toilet seat, and therefore, thanks to the headstand, his balls are on the level of her head (he has a long body and legs) and ... his 'joystick' is sort of level with her, um, mouth because it's of, shall we say, heroic proportions ...10/12 inches (oldgrandmama doesn't do metric)?

KissesBreakingWave Thu 06-Feb-14 19:03:35

Unless something, somewhere, in the gentleman's personal artillery is freakishly deformed - think really, really elongated wheels on the gun-carriage - there is no way he can at once have the barrel in her mouth and the wheels on her head. Not even on her face, unless he's up for choking her until she's deaded.

BrunoBrookesDinedAlone Thu 06-Feb-14 19:09:38

Whoever these people are, they need more hobbies.

emotionsecho Thu 06-Feb-14 19:22:07

FGS you lot stop it, I've just had to explain to DH what I am laughing at !!

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 19:37:34

Hah, that's nothing. My 12 year old DS is asking me what's so funny.

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 19:39:16

Kisses I am choking with laughter and have tears running down my cheeks. Face cheeks.

penguinplease Thu 06-Feb-14 19:48:04

Another person who came away from that thread trying to visualise how it was possible and WHY you'd be doing it?!!

hoboken Thu 06-Feb-14 19:49:39

Why, just why?

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 20:00:52

Oh my goodness I have read the confession thread. He rests his testicles on her head when she's doing a wee?!?! Why? Does he need a truss?

TiggyOBE Thu 06-Feb-14 21:10:18

Takes some of the weight off the scrotum. Very sensible idea.

madmomma Thu 06-Feb-14 21:12:39

That would not smell good! DH has truly theee most immense balls in the world though, so if anyone could, he could :D

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 21:13:45

Give over Tiggy, all our DPs/DHs will be at it if you carry on in that vein.

TiggyOBE Thu 06-Feb-14 21:18:37

Personally, I use an ornate mahogany ball stand. Elegant relief.

TiggyOBE Thu 06-Feb-14 21:20:12

Madmomma, did you misspell "three"? As in "DH has truly three most immense balls in the world though"

madmomma Thu 06-Feb-14 21:27:25

Haha gladly no I didn't tiggy. Just the two big auld swingers. I call him Buster ;)

StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes Thu 06-Feb-14 21:30:29

what is slightly more disturbing is why someone would have anything in their mouth whilst weeing never mind the balls on head situation confused ah well... the world has allsorts of folk in it!

Tuhlulah Thu 06-Feb-14 21:37:02

Wtf did she have in her mouth? I missed that bit...

BrunoBrookesDinedAlone Thu 06-Feb-14 21:41:55

He should just get a longish shooting stick

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