to want to see Dappy's dongle?

(86 Posts)
newmorning Tue 28-Jan-14 17:55:22

If you're watching Celeb Big Brother, you must know that the 5' 3" tall rapper 'Dappy' is supposed to have a most enormous penis.

Don't you wish he'd just get it out so we could all have a look?

CatAmongThePigeons Tue 28-Jan-14 20:09:22

grin it doesn't look real.

DaddyPigsMistress Tue 28-Jan-14 20:10:50

He needs to tidy his room....

candycoatedwaterdrops Tue 28-Jan-14 20:10:55

It's erm strange looking.

Joysmum Tue 28-Jan-14 20:37:29

Did he put the pictures up online of himself?

Joysmum Tue 28-Jan-14 20:39:51

How about somebody posts a link to a nude picture if a woman and we all comment hmm

JupiterGentlefly Tue 28-Jan-14 20:42:01

Is that for real? Not photoshop? Wowsers!

SecretRed Tue 28-Jan-14 20:43:29

Yes he did, it was a publicity thing, he admitted it on bb apparantly.

OHforDUCKScake Tue 28-Jan-14 20:43:29

Hes 5'3"?

Then that is an average sized willy on a very tiny man.

JupiterGentlefly Tue 28-Jan-14 20:44:02

Good point joysmum .. it does happen though not on here

candycoatedwaterdrops Tue 28-Jan-14 20:44:10

I knew it wouldn't be long before someone catsbummed at this thread. He posted it online and he talks about it all the blimmin' time!!

LessMissAbs Tue 28-Jan-14 20:44:55

Not really, no, I don't want to see it, he's still a little runt.

Songofsixpence Tue 28-Jan-14 20:45:55

His room is a tip!

MunchMunch Tue 28-Jan-14 20:47:54

Absolutely killing myself laughing at Limited. grin

Joysmum Tue 28-Jan-14 20:49:41

Did he? How do you know?

JupiterGentlefly Tue 28-Jan-14 20:53:50

Im not catsbumming I promise though I do have involuntarily clenching in other areas..;)

candycoatedwaterdrops Tue 28-Jan-14 20:54:09

He admits it and rambles on about nothing else on celeb big brother.

JupiterGentlefly Tue 28-Jan-14 20:54:36

He did because he admitted it to help his record go to number one !

YouTheCat Tue 28-Jan-14 20:55:36

If it looked like that on a man of 6ft then that would be impressive. On a 5ft3 chap, it just isn't.

newmorning Tue 28-Jan-14 23:25:28

I had to click on the link. I just had to.

Then I just had to get a ruler and measure his willy and his height on that pic.

According to my calculations, it's 12.5% of his height which makes it 7.75" long when it's hanging down.

And, unless I've led a very much more sheltered life than I think I have, that is HUGE.

(fans self)

redshifter Tue 28-Jan-14 23:37:44

He did because he admitted it to help his record go to number one

But had no real choice. He was exploited by society and the music industry. Just like Miley Cyrus. grin

FootieOnTheTelly Tue 28-Jan-14 23:41:01

His ankles seem to have less girth than his willy. confused

AngryBeaver Tue 28-Jan-14 23:41:37

Limited, thank you so much. I really needed a good belly laugh today. Kids have all stopped playing to see what I was wheezing about grin

CuntyBunty Tue 28-Jan-14 23:48:10

It's a shame that a lovely big cock like that is despoiled by the wart that is Dappy growing out of the base of it.

Ah, technology Photoshop is brilliant, eh?

newmorning Tue 28-Jan-14 23:53:33

CB, I adore your name. wink

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