to want to see Dappy's dongle?

(86 Posts)
newmorning Tue 28-Jan-14 17:55:22

If you're watching Celeb Big Brother, you must know that the 5' 3" tall rapper 'Dappy' is supposed to have a most enormous penis.

Don't you wish he'd just get it out so we could all have a look?

Lulu1083 Tue 28-Jan-14 17:57:30

I believe it is already available to view online,
not that I've ever looked. At all. Ever!

I think Google is your friend here.

Lollyheart Tue 28-Jan-14 17:58:30

Me me grin

Lollyheart Tue 28-Jan-14 18:01:05

Just looked on Google shock

coldwater1 Tue 28-Jan-14 18:01:21

faints i should not have googled it shock

I'm not Googling, can I have a review?

RayPurchase Tue 28-Jan-14 18:03:12

Google it then?

YouTheCat Tue 28-Jan-14 18:04:36

An average sized item may look larger next to a small person and he's probably a 'show-er' not a 'grow-er'. grin

Lulu1083 Tue 28-Jan-14 18:07:12

youthecat I bloody hope so, makes my eyes water just thinking about it grin

Ilovexmastime Tue 28-Jan-14 18:52:36

It's haunted my nightmares since I clicked on a link in the CBB thread to it.

SavoyCabbage Tue 28-Jan-14 18:56:30

Googled!

It's massive, that's my review.

Coumarin Tue 28-Jan-14 18:57:18

It's an optical illusion and as already said he's a shower not a grower.

The man is about 4 foot tall for goodness sake. 3 inches would look big in comparison.

qazxc Tue 28-Jan-14 18:57:48

Pictures are available online i believe (i haven't checked myself), but beware what is seen cannot be unseen (and i would know having found pornographic photos of my boss's boyfirend on the work computer [vomit emoticon])

PatrickStarisabadbellend Tue 28-Jan-14 19:00:07

Just had a look. I feel sick now shock

SugarplumKate Tue 28-Jan-14 19:01:39

Blimey, I did have to google and it's eye watering....

LiberalLibertine Tue 28-Jan-14 19:05:15

Aaaaaaaarrggh! I've only seen the rectangled over version before! Just seen it in all its ..Erm glory?

SavoyCabbage Tue 28-Jan-14 19:07:47

I don't think it is an optical illusion. I think it's a huuuuuuuggge dongle.

limitedperiodonly Tue 28-Jan-14 19:09:02

I've said on another thread that Dappy's dick sucks all the nourishment from him and leaves the rest of his body stunted and puny.

PatrickStarisabadbellend Tue 28-Jan-14 19:14:59

Limited! That is hilarious grin

ClangerOnaComeDown Tue 28-Jan-14 19:25:43

Ok so I read that ad Daddys dongle blush

Blimey, couldn't resist a google after the day I've had, just had sausages for tea too grin

NachoAddict Tue 28-Jan-14 20:05:01

Link please anyone? I googled and couldn't see it in all its glory!

SavoyCabbage Tue 28-Jan-14 20:07:23

Couldn't you!!!!! It's not like you need a magnifying glass.grin

thetalentzone.co.uk/musictv/bgt/files/2014/01/dappy_naked.jpg

Jbck Tue 28-Jan-14 20:08:52

His body is horrible, I didn't realise he was so short. Stature wise. grin

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