to ask for a cpouple of weeks free from FanjoFuzz threads?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Maybe a samll amnesty if people need to talk about Valentines colouring or topiary?

But thats all.

mmmmmmkay?

AIBU?

[TheBookofRuth]

Oh please god, yes. Frankly I don't care if you plait them, dip them in glitter or use them as a nest for breeding dormice so long as I don't have to hear about them any more.

I know more about some of yours than I do my own.

[MonstersBalls]

YANBU These people are obsessed

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Isn't dormice a funny word?

[magimedi]

YANBU - me & my dormouse are happy.

[ButICantaloupe]

So, is this the last one then

YANBU. It's getting boring.

[Fairylea]

Yanbu.

[ExitPursuedTheRoyalPrude]

I clearly frequent different parts of MN.
I know jack shit about anyones fanjo.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

And frequebt.

That's odd as well.

[Sparklingbrook]

Can we have a lady garden/fanjo hair/pubic topiary Topic? Then I can hide it. So boring.

[AnyFucker]

Yes, please

I am really fucking sick of being forced to contemplate other people's fucking pubic hair

And before anyone says "don't click on the thread then" they are all over Active convo's and that's what I browse though

[ExitPursuedTheRoyalPrude]

But you still have the choice to click or not to click.

[AuntieStella]

Well there's a Gardening topic. And the Great Outdoors.

Either suitable for topiary, I'd have thought.

(Even if it is dyed red, trimmed to heart shape and dusted in edible glitter)

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

The adbundance of TITLES disturb me greatly, Exit.

[AnyFucker]

Why do women discuss this so ^endlessly6 though ?

Surely it has all been said by now.

[ButICantaloupe]

It's like Groundhog Day here sometimes.

AIBU to be upset about ?

AIBU to be upset my friends haven't invited me for lunch?

AIBU to shave my wax my pubic hair into the mumsnet logo?

Blah blah blah.

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

"AIBU to shave my wax my pubic hair into the mumsnet logo?"

That I'd like to see!

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

Bollocks to the lot of you!
I started a fanjo topiary thread recently. It was a serious question. There are lots of repeat threads which get a bit boring. Go pick on someone else!

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Can you actually see yours, Saggs?

[ExitPursuedTheRoyalPrude]

Mine is untouched. So there.

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

Oi Chaos! I'll remember that!

[TheDoctrineOf2014]

Are there more threads about Fanjo styles than hair styles, I wonder?

[TaraLott]

Did you see the hairy bottom hole one Chaos?

[Viviennemary]

YANBU. I wish we could go back to the days when it wasn't mentioned in polite society.

[HoneyDragon]

I don't know. I'm not a fan of what should I do with my Fanny threads.

But

Getorfs, hey guys let's all nuke our pubes with Veet thread was tremendous fun. Itchy, but fun.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Good griffs, TaraL, nope.