Dear Vagisil.....pray do tell what the actual fuck is this intimate area to which you refer?

(82 Posts)
HoneyDragon Mon 13-Jan-14 18:24:51

Because I'm fairly certain I don't have one. Given the nature of your topical application products I think you may be referring to either my vagina or vulva.

Well Vagisil, that's actually one of my least intimate areas. In its time it has harboured a couple of small humans, not only did they take a trip both up and down it, they spent several happy months head butting it.

It has been acquainted with several men (incidentally non appeared scared by occasional sweating or indeed it's lack of pleasant floral scent).

On the top of that, I suspect my intimate area has been viewed by more medical professionals than my teeth. In fact my dentist is probably the only medically qualified professional who hasn't had look up there.

I also, occasionally let strange ladies look at it when they remove hair from it, before I go on holiday.

I have no objection to what you sell, I get that people want to buy it. But here's a thought, if your big enough and clever enough to be able to advertise on national tv than maybe you could be big and clever enough to say

"Hey, we're Vagisil and we'd like to stop your vulva sweating"

I mean please, just try it. Because then I won't have to find you all and shove your products up your intimate areas.

Kind regards

Honeydragon.

CheerfulYank Thu 16-Jan-14 05:17:39

Actual LOL sydlexic. grin

AgaPanthers Thu 16-Jan-14 03:07:35

Fresh Balls

www.freshballs.com/us/

A real thing.

HoneyDragon Thu 16-Jan-14 00:31:18

Splash, the advert isn't exciting. It's just the insistence on saying intimate area, repeatedly.

Because every time someone says Vulva a fairy dies?

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams Wed 15-Jan-14 23:13:52

For when you want stuffing Disgrace? grin

Wolfiefan Wed 15-Jan-14 23:08:58

There was a young lady from Carlisle
Whose fanjo was sweaty and vile
She used Kuntinacan
And quickly began
To feel stinging that made her run miles!

splasheeny Wed 15-Jan-14 23:08:24

I don't have a TV.

Can someone link to this ad?

It sounds hilarious and I think I am missing out!

WallyBantersJunkBox Wed 15-Jan-14 22:26:34

Talc I think your wedding venue sounds so romantic.

I probably wouldn't partake of the chocolate fountain though.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome Tue 14-Jan-14 22:29:15

Bacon-flavoured for chaps' bits would be nice. Or maybe Paxo.

Beehatch Tue 14-Jan-14 21:58:08

A young woman from the Hindu Kush
Was terribly ashamed of her bush
Vagisil she supposes
For an odour of roses
But it ended with thundering thrush

propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS Tue 14-Jan-14 18:51:17

I assumed that by 'sweat' etc these advertisements are skipping around saying 'stop your fanny smelling like kippers on the turn' . I don't get it. If you shower then your box won't smell. Just wash. Sigh.

oldgrandmama Tue 14-Jan-14 17:45:04

Ooh, go on, KhunZhoop, forward it on ... I dare you.

KhunZhoop Tue 14-Jan-14 16:39:10

EduCated, I might forward this whole thread to their PR people, actually.

sicutlilium Tue 14-Jan-14 16:10:07

Twinkle Twat.

sydlexic Tue 14-Jan-14 15:59:03

DH said is that what you women use t get rid of smelly cunts. I replied no divorce. He is a charmer.

EduCated Tue 14-Jan-14 15:54:53

Kunz Please, please, please can you go into marketing?

KhunZhoop Tue 14-Jan-14 15:44:44

OI! YOU WITH THE VAGINA! YOU STINK OF VAGINA. YOU STINKY VAGINA-OWNER. POP A CHEMICAL STEW UP YOUR CHUFF, AND FEEL LESS SHAME ABOUT HAVING A VAGINA. YOU CUNT.

That's what they're actually saying. Twats.

iklboo Tue 14-Jan-14 15:37:19

'ast thee flecky minge? Use Kuntinacan. It's canny for your fanny!

RevoltingPeasant Tue 14-Jan-14 15:32:06

Shampube?

OK I lost it at "kuntinacan" grin

You ladies crack me up. Wasn't there an advert in Viz for "Twinkle Twat" or something similar?

oldgrandmama Tue 14-Jan-14 15:20:14

Got an idea for smelly scrotums ... (scrota? My Latin's a bit rusy).

'Freshen your Niffy Nuts'.

gaggiagirl Tue 14-Jan-14 15:04:18

I would say the intimate area has to be under the norks or the belly button. Both areas rarely viewed and starved of attention. We must need some floral lotion for those bits.

HoneyDragon Tue 14-Jan-14 14:43:40

Wolfie I think you might me on to something

Kuntinacan

Taking Kunt out of kan't.

Wolfiefan Tue 14-Jan-14 14:38:01

Sweaty vulva? Sweat soaked cameltoe? You need kuntinacan!
Not sure my future lies in advertising!

QueenStromba Tue 14-Jan-14 14:30:03

I for one never notice my vulva sweating.

ifyourehoppyandyouknowit Tue 14-Jan-14 14:25:10

<ponders>

Do vulvas sweat? It is not a part of my body that I have noticed getting sweaty. Upper thighs, yes. Vulva, not so much.

Also, 'intimate body wash'. That's just shampoo for your pubes, right?

Pube Shampoo is much catchier.

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