Dear Vagisil.....pray do tell what the actual fuck is this intimate area to which you refer?

(82 Posts)
HoneyDragon Mon 13-Jan-14 18:24:51

Because I'm fairly certain I don't have one. Given the nature of your topical application products I think you may be referring to either my vagina or vulva.

Well Vagisil, that's actually one of my least intimate areas. In its time it has harboured a couple of small humans, not only did they take a trip both up and down it, they spent several happy months head butting it.

It has been acquainted with several men (incidentally non appeared scared by occasional sweating or indeed it's lack of pleasant floral scent).

On the top of that, I suspect my intimate area has been viewed by more medical professionals than my teeth. In fact my dentist is probably the only medically qualified professional who hasn't had look up there.

I also, occasionally let strange ladies look at it when they remove hair from it, before I go on holiday.

I have no objection to what you sell, I get that people want to buy it. But here's a thought, if your big enough and clever enough to be able to advertise on national tv than maybe you could be big and clever enough to say

"Hey, we're Vagisil and we'd like to stop your vulva sweating"

I mean please, just try it. Because then I won't have to find you all and shove your products up your intimate areas.

Kind regards

Honeydragon.

WallyBantersJunkBox Wed 15-Jan-14 22:26:34

Talc I think your wedding venue sounds so romantic.

I probably wouldn't partake of the chocolate fountain though.

splasheeny Wed 15-Jan-14 23:08:24

I don't have a TV.

Can someone link to this ad?

It sounds hilarious and I think I am missing out!

Wolfiefan Wed 15-Jan-14 23:08:58

There was a young lady from Carlisle
Whose fanjo was sweaty and vile
She used Kuntinacan
And quickly began
To feel stinging that made her run miles!

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams Wed 15-Jan-14 23:13:52

For when you want stuffing Disgrace? grin

HoneyDragon Thu 16-Jan-14 00:31:18

Splash, the advert isn't exciting. It's just the insistence on saying intimate area, repeatedly.

Because every time someone says Vulva a fairy dies?

AgaPanthers Thu 16-Jan-14 03:07:35

Fresh Balls

www.freshballs.com/us/

A real thing.

CheerfulYank Thu 16-Jan-14 05:17:39

Actual LOL sydlexic. grin

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