things you'll never hear on MN

[ginmakesitallok]

" Just stick with him, he'll change eventually"

Inspired by another thread, what advice, response you never hear on mn?

[hammerlily]

"Your 5 year old will be fine while you walk 10 minutes up to the post box"

[BohemianGirl]

"baby blues are normal"

[GodRestTEEMerryGenTEEmen]

Didn't we already have this thread a week ago?

[Finola1step]

My MIL is lovely. Flipping lovely.

[magimedi]

"I read the Mail every day".

[ThistledownAndCobweb]

I'm really excited and thrilled. I've just discovered my sister is pregnant, the news was on her Facebook status.

[hootloop]

No that's not EA, he is having a bad day.

[gordyslovesheep]

Katie Hopkins seems like such a nice woman

[Faverolles]

Gracie-Rae? What a beautiful name. I love hyphenated names!

[oldgrandmama]

'I'm so thrilled my DSIS received a £6,000 Hermes bag and a pair of fabulous Jimmy Choos from my mum for Christmas and I got a £10 Boots gift voucher.'

[200Cigarettes]

Sounds like that child was just being plain naughty - not SN.

[CranberrySaucyJack]

"I think I might be pregnant so I'm going to pop to the chemist and actually buy myself a test to do in the privacy of my own bathroom"

[lljkk]

"Check out this picture of my lovely baby! I just had her ears pierced. Doesn't she look sweet?"

[friday16]

My child's finding learning to read a struggle, but the teacher's doing a good job and it look like it'll be OK.

[FacebookWanker]

Brilliant Cranberry

[NearTheWindmill]

Michael Gove is the best Education Secretary this country has ever had.

[friday16]

My child got a detention for being naughty. I've told him to stop misbehaving.

[NinjaBunny]

My SiL and I have such similar parenting styles. Bliss!!

[friday16]

My in-laws are inhospitable, so I don't visit them any more.

My brother is a bit of an arse, so I don't invite him to Christmas dinner.

[BohemianGirl]

My child is a naughty uncontrollable brat

[superbagpuss]

of course maccy dees/ burker kng/KFC won't hurt your child, you can start feeding them that at 6 months

if you child won't sleep, whiskey in the bottle will do the trick

[lljkk]

Babynames: "Jayden, Kyle, Tyler or Troy. Which would you choose?"

[friday16]

My child is quite clever and plays several musical instruments. That's nice, isn't it?

[lljkk]

What is the SATs test about in yr 6? DS has it next week but he and school haven't said anything much about it. Are they important?

[tinypumpkin]

A fruit shoot before breakfast really helps a child to learn. One of their five a day too.