things you'll never hear on MN

(270 Posts)
ginmakesitallok Fri 27-Dec-13 09:15:14

" Just stick with him, he'll change eventually"

Inspired by another thread, what advice, response you never hear on mn?

hammerlily Fri 27-Dec-13 09:19:31

"Your 5 year old will be fine while you walk 10 minutes up to the post box"

BohemianGirl Fri 27-Dec-13 09:20:11

"baby blues are normal"

Didn't we already have this thread a week ago?

Finola1step Fri 27-Dec-13 09:21:19

My MIL is lovely. Flipping lovely.

magimedi Fri 27-Dec-13 09:21:36

"I read the Mail every day".

ThistledownAndCobweb Fri 27-Dec-13 09:26:21

I'm really excited and thrilled. I've just discovered my sister is pregnant, the news was on her Facebook status.

hootloop Fri 27-Dec-13 09:28:47

No that's not EA, he is having a bad day.

gordyslovesheep Fri 27-Dec-13 09:28:51

Katie Hopkins seems like such a nice woman

Faverolles Fri 27-Dec-13 09:29:57

Gracie-Rae? What a beautiful name. I love hyphenated names!

oldgrandmama Fri 27-Dec-13 09:30:02

'I'm so thrilled my DSIS received a £6,000 Hermes bag and a pair of fabulous Jimmy Choos from my mum for Christmas and I got a £10 Boots gift voucher.'

200Cigarettes Fri 27-Dec-13 09:33:35

Sounds like that child was just being plain naughty - not SN.

CranberrySaucyJack Fri 27-Dec-13 09:33:39

"I think I might be pregnant so I'm going to pop to the chemist and actually buy myself a test to do in the privacy of my own bathroom"

lljkk Fri 27-Dec-13 09:36:36

"Check out this picture of my lovely baby! I just had her ears pierced. Doesn't she look sweet?"

friday16 Fri 27-Dec-13 09:37:08

My child's finding learning to read a struggle, but the teacher's doing a good job and it look like it'll be OK.

NearTheWindmill Fri 27-Dec-13 09:37:40

Michael Gove is the best Education Secretary this country has ever had.

FacebookWanker Fri 27-Dec-13 09:37:40

Brilliant Cranberry

friday16 Fri 27-Dec-13 09:37:49

My child got a detention for being naughty. I've told him to stop misbehaving.

NinjaBunny Fri 27-Dec-13 09:38:37

My SiL and I have such similar parenting styles. Bliss!!

friday16 Fri 27-Dec-13 09:39:09

My in-laws are inhospitable, so I don't visit them any more.

My brother is a bit of an arse, so I don't invite him to Christmas dinner.

BohemianGirl Fri 27-Dec-13 09:39:31

My child is a naughty uncontrollable brat

superbagpuss Fri 27-Dec-13 09:41:02

of course maccy dees/ burker kng/KFC won't hurt your child, you can start feeding them that at 6 months

if you child won't sleep, whiskey in the bottle will do the trick

lljkk Fri 27-Dec-13 09:44:15

Babynames: "Jayden, Kyle, Tyler or Troy. Which would you choose?"

friday16 Fri 27-Dec-13 09:45:16

My child is quite clever and plays several musical instruments. That's nice, isn't it?

lljkk Fri 27-Dec-13 09:48:01

What is the SATs test about in yr 6? DS has it next week but he and school haven't said anything much about it. Are they important?

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