to open a mulled gin and rinsed mince pie bar?

[MaryzBoychildCheeszuzCrizpz]

To carry on the complaining and to drown Liney.

I've opened it in AIBU to piss off Trills etc and to see if mnhq leave it here

[Sparklingbrook]

YANBU. Cheers!

[Trills]

What's a rinsed mince pie?

[GodRestTEEMerryGenTEEmen]

It's a pie. With mince. That's been rinsed.

Derp!



Thanks Mary.

[ssd]

I havent a clue what ur on about but cheers anyway x

[MaryzBoychildCheeszuzCrizpz]

No idea Trills.

I was trying to come up with a clever title.

What I really want is for everyone to gather round and get merrily pissed [hopeful]

[PacificDingbat]

YABU.

And a twat.

Amaretto has Vit C? - Yes, depends on the amount you drink, of course.
Or you could poison somebody with cyanide...

[TheVermiciousGrinch]

Bit early for Christmas, isn't it?

[PacificDingbat]

Wrong mince, rinsed or otherwise

[MaryzBoychildCheeszuzCrizpz]

And Twit, I'm disappointed.

Very disappointed.

How could you do it to me? Just how?

[sob]

[Twit]

Oops, I think I might have had the last post

[Sparklingbrook]

Right then. I am having a big pretend Southern Comfort to start. i also have those nibbles that come in the compartments with some shaped like fish.
I was in Tesco's at 6.30am so I am a bit tired-and it feels like midnight....

[bigkidsdidit]

How do!

Just need to get the nippers to bed and I will hit the gin. I fancy a festive way to drink it tonight rather than just tonic. Any suggestions?

[PacificDingbat]

I was hoping it would be me [evil]

[Trills]

But then the gooey sugaryness would come off..

[MaryzBoychildCheeszuzCrizpz]

Helloooo Grinch

ssd, having a clue what is going on is definitely not necessary (or even likely) here

[PacificDingbat]

Hm. Gin.
Nope, I am not big on gin other than with T

Cosmo: Vodka, cranberry juice, twist of lime, ice.

[Trills]

You are not being unSEASONable by the way

[PacificDingbat]

Mince pies are vile anyway.
As is Christmas Cake.
And Christmas Pudding.
And Stollen.

Yes, I am an Equal Opportunities Hater of dried fruit.

[MaryzBoychildCheeszuzCrizpz]

Sparkling, I'm heading to Tesco in a bit. I will need much supporting when I return.

Apparently mince pies used to have real minced meat in them. With dried fruit.

I'm sure they were lovely.

[Fiderer]

I went to the bastarding supermarket this afternoon and a woman grabbed me at the gherkins to demand how I could/should improve her son's English. I was moving towards the gin and when she offered to pay for any improvement, I swear I held my breath.

Then I forgot the bloody gherkins.

[GodRestTEEMerryGenTEEmen]

::whispers::

Who wants to tell MaryZ she didn't get the last post on her other thread?

[LineRunner]

I am going to visit le builder chaud who I suspect has a bottle of Jagerfilth.

Will take Kindle and report in.

[MaryzBoychildCheeszuzCrizpz]

Thank you Trills

Me too Pacific. Except for scones. I like a good sultana scone (to rhyme with gone), with jam and cream (in that order)

[GodRestTEEMerryGenTEEmen]

Oh too late. Forgot to hit post. I'm trying to cook dinner.

Weeeel throw Tesco nibble selections into the oven.

That counts as cooking, right?

[Twit]

I have been er, merry for a couple of days thanks to hot toddies. Is that even a thing? Pfft. Whatevs.
I'm considering one of those indoor cages for dogs as a bed for babyTwit. He is not a good sleeper.