To throw a tin of biscuits at DP?

(22 Posts)
lovelilies Mon 09-Dec-13 21:39:42

I'm 35 wks pregnant and currently sitting on the gym ball while watching TV with DP.
The twatting cuntpuffin thinks he's being hilarious by prodding me in the side with the remote.
WIBU to bash him on the head with a tin of Danish Butter cookies which are conveniently within reach?

scottishmummy Mon 09-Dec-13 21:42:39

Yes,being up the nelly doesn't give you excuse to be a biscuit hurling git
Hth

ManifestoMT Mon 09-Dec-13 21:45:12

Eat the fist layer and then smack him with it. Comfort and shows your gentle side

Iamsparklyknickers Mon 09-Dec-13 21:45:46

take the biscuits out first - you don't want to demolish the biscuits into crumbs.

But yes, YABU, whose going to fetch you more biscuits if they think they're going to be beat to death with them?

Dutch Oven him later.

Saggyeyesnomore Mon 09-Dec-13 21:46:02

Agree with scottishmummy, if you throw the tin the biscuits will break and then you won't enjoy eating them as much.

If I were you, I would make do with ramming the remote up his arse.

<deliberately misunderstands scottishmummy's post>

DeepThought Mon 09-Dec-13 21:47:05

I know it's only words on a screen but bloody hell sm you have a unique turn o' phrase

OP don't fling owt at him, ask him to stop, and if he doesn't then you'll know you've got bigger probs, ho hum

LondonInTinselBoots Mon 09-Dec-13 21:47:06

Hit him in the head with the lid and confiscate the remote. or sit on him.

I'm totally reasonable, me.

scottishmummy Mon 09-Dec-13 21:52:01

Oh how we laughed,cause it's a female taking piss out male,^that ok then^
Change the gender and mn would go apoplectic and erupt he's an Abuser.LTB
Last week woman posted her dh upset her with bad taste joke,she got advised to leave him

Saggyeyesnomore Mon 09-Dec-13 21:55:11

Some of mn would go apoplectic. Some wouldn't though. Horses for courses etc etc.

scottishmummy Mon 09-Dec-13 21:59:34

Of course cue now,all the conspiratorial oh heehee isn't you so funny op quips
I find that aspect of mn so depressing,the is I wrong to disembowel dh he forgot me ketchup
Lots of oh he deserved it,how us burds suffer. Cause that's the relationship stereotype

Bettercallsaul1 Mon 09-Dec-13 22:00:56

Do it, OP, and blame the hormones. Everyone knows pregnant women are not responsible for their actions.

Mind you, I wouldn't be advising this if the biscuits were truly yummy.

Bettercallsaul1 Mon 09-Dec-13 22:02:07

Brilliantly timed post!

lovelilies Mon 09-Dec-13 22:04:19

SM what would you do? I'm intrigued fgrin

Better are you saying Danish Butter cookies aren't yummy?

puntasticusername Mon 09-Dec-13 22:04:46

YABU.

Waste of perfectly good biscuits. I'd recommend half a brick instead. HTH.

lovelilies Mon 09-Dec-13 22:05:38

He's stopped now. But I still think I should LTB.

scottishmummy Mon 09-Dec-13 22:08:43

What would i do?I wouldn't lose it and then trot onto mn to brag about it
But then I'm not married or up the nelly to an, um ^ twatting cuntpuffin^

usualsuspect Mon 09-Dec-13 22:10:43

Why are you sitting on a Gym Ball.Don't you have any chairs?

FutTheShuckUp Mon 09-Dec-13 22:11:09

Oh SM. A twatting cuntpuffin. I am crying real tears here!grin

Bettercallsaul1 Mon 09-Dec-13 22:12:40

lovelilies I'm sure they're very good - I'm prepared to be converted! I do like something chocolatey, though! (Now those I wouldn't throw!)

lovelilies Mon 09-Dec-13 22:16:17

SM I haven't actually thrown the biscuits at said cuntpuffin yet. However if he keeps waving his smelly feet in front of my face I may

Do you take everything in life so literally?

lovelilies Mon 09-Dec-13 22:21:24

No, Usual He sold all the chairs to buy the big telly fsad

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Mon 09-Dec-13 23:24:47

What's he sitting on then? hmm

I think SM is right on the money with this one; it's not really funny and even you don't seem that convinced. Cuntpuffin is very funny however but I'm not married to one either.

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