Is this disgusting or funny??

(46 Posts)
StagnantRabbit Thu 14-Nov-13 22:40:08

Just had an "early night" with dp and we're getting down to the business under the duvet when suddenly this foul stench engulfs me and I realise he's let one go. I instantly said I need some air and moved our of and away from the clinch we were in. Immediately switched the light off and said goodnight at which point he apologised profusely, said it just slipped out and that he didn't know it was coming etc etc. is now snoring next to me.
Aibu to be pissed off about this or should I be trying to see the funny side? Have a just has a sense of humour failure?

redshifter Thu 14-Nov-13 22:41:21

Funny

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Thu 14-Nov-13 22:41:48

Ew.

Thanks for sharing..

MySiamese Thu 14-Nov-13 22:42:22

Aw bless him, it's disgusting and funny!

DaleyBump Thu 14-Nov-13 22:42:49

Your poor dp, he only had a fart! Laugh it off.

kilmuir Thu 14-Nov-13 22:42:50

Whoops

MistAllChuckingFrighty Thu 14-Nov-13 22:43:44

Neither. But not really something to quite so upset about.

HotDogSlaughter Thu 14-Nov-13 22:44:04

Disgusting

sonlypuppyfat Thu 14-Nov-13 22:45:34

Funny he is but flesh and blood.

HeadfirstThroughTheTimeVortex Thu 14-Nov-13 22:48:11

A bit gross but you have to laugh! if he's done it on purpose then not funny at all, but you can't help it sometimes!

HeadfirstThroughTheTimeVortex Thu 14-Nov-13 22:49:07

I also feel a bit sorry for your dh (though I can definitely see why it killed the mood)

disgusting but a little funny.

Gileswithachainsaw Thu 14-Nov-13 22:53:01

A bit gross but nothing to get so worked up about. Not unless he purposely did it in your face

BodaciousTatas Thu 14-Nov-13 22:53:05

Funny. Dp and I would have laughed like school children and carried on.

Financeprincess Thu 14-Nov-13 22:53:28

You should laugh about it. One of DH's friends does this on purpose to his wife, for a laugh. He calls it a 'Dutch oven'.

DownstairsMixUp Thu 14-Nov-13 22:56:54

I laughed reading it but at the same time I know it would instantly put me off grin

ThisWayForCrazy Thu 14-Nov-13 23:09:39

It was a fart. He didn't shit the bed FGS

Mylovelyboy Thu 14-Nov-13 23:15:42

OMG this thread has made my night . Hilarious. Nothing worse than a stinky shag. Dirty bastard grin

chinley Fri 15-Nov-13 00:27:01

DH and I were having naughty time the other night and I desperately needed to let one off. I didn't, but I couldn't help thinking how much more pleasurable the experience would have been if I wasn't having to hold in a belly full of fart. grin

passmetheprozac Fri 15-Nov-13 00:29:53

It is a normal human action. Sometimes they slip out. Unclench.

Surely an accident, he is but a man. Like you though, it would certainly put me off the impending intimacy!

GilmoursPillow Fri 15-Nov-13 06:19:39

Yeah, a definite mood killer grin

claraschu Fri 15-Nov-13 06:23:45

If you really need to fart it is extremely uncomfortable, and for some people impossible, to hold it in.

zippey Fri 15-Nov-13 06:26:50

At least he didn't follow through.

over reaction

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