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To ask you to help name my business?

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DrSeuss Thu 14-Nov-13 12:50:39

Crocheted hats, scarves etc. I refer to myself as a hooker so have no problem with the name being slightly, er, risque!
Thoughts, please?

intitgrand Thu 14-Nov-13 17:01:57

'just for ewe'

UnderCoverChristmasElf Thu 14-Nov-13 17:07:33

ALso as alberto says the chichester crochet company will help with search engine stuff and being found on the internet.

FannyMcNally Thu 14-Nov-13 17:17:52

Love Knitwits!

Crochet Cottage
Lovely Woollen Things
Sheepshanks

Quoteunquote Thu 14-Nov-13 17:21:45

If you were in Scotland, Scotland Yarn

asandwichshort Thu 14-Nov-13 17:21:52

Crochet Touche - as in crowshay tooshay -sorry dont know how to do the accent on the e

ohmymimi Thu 14-Nov-13 17:26:37

'Hooked on Ewe'

DrSeuss Thu 14-Nov-13 18:00:45

Or hats. Mostly I make hats, Minion ones, dog ones, owl ones and so on.
I thought of Mad Hatters but several friends work in mental health and wasn't sure if it was OK. Hat Trick?

DrSeuss Thu 14-Nov-13 18:02:59

I like Hooked on Ewe but believe me, the town where I live really isn't classy enough to use as the name! I could call it "Teen Pregnancy Capital Shite Footie Team Crochet" I suppose?!

phantomnamechanger Thu 14-Nov-13 18:13:19

Made for ewe?

Top Hats ?

The Hokey Crochet (that's what its all about)?

OK Crochet ?

DrSeuss Thu 14-Nov-13 18:14:37

Like Hokey Crochet!

nitrox Thu 14-Nov-13 18:18:34

Crotchety creations

phantomnamechanger Thu 14-Nov-13 18:23:57

I could call it "Teen Pregnancy Capital Shite Footie Team Crochet" I suppose?! that did make me LOL. I assume you don't work for the local tourist board? grin

phantomnamechanger Thu 14-Nov-13 18:24:47

woollen wonders

or a variation

wool 'n' wonders

eleflump Thu 14-Nov-13 18:57:31

How about Hokey Crochet as above, but then with 'Hats are what it's all about' after it in brackets?

Unless that's too long....

phantomnamechanger Thu 14-Nov-13 18:59:41

Ooh well done ele , we could go into partnership

diddl Thu 14-Nov-13 19:06:41

Creative Crochet?

Winter/Wooly Warmers?

FreeWee Thu 14-Nov-13 19:09:36

How about Hokey Crochet as above, but then with 'Hats are what it's all about' after it in brackets?

Love it!!!

eleflump Thu 14-Nov-13 19:10:02

Sounds good to me phantom - am wondering if I live in the same place as OP though (Teen Pregnancy Capital Shite Footie Team etc) so hoping you might be local too!!!

MrsLouisTheroux Thu 14-Nov-13 19:16:54

I like sue and pom's ideas the best. Put them together:
'Happy hooker's hand jobs'.
Perfect.

vestandknickers Thu 14-Nov-13 19:18:51

Head cosies? (like tea cosies? See what I did there?)

or Head cases?

Headgloves?

(I'll accept a free hat as payment when you make your first million)

MulberryHag Thu 14-Nov-13 19:23:35

Never mind the name, send a link so we can buy your animal hats! DD is still at the stage where I can dictate all her fashion choices, so I'd love some sweet animal hats!

vestandknickers Thu 14-Nov-13 19:27:12

Happy Hookers Hand Jobs
With the strap line Give your head a treat!

howmuchwouldyoutake Thu 14-Nov-13 19:29:24

I like names that include where they're made so 'Huckle Lane Hats' 'king street knits' :-)

Balaboosta Thu 14-Nov-13 19:29:26

Work for Idle Hands

ZombieMonkeyButler Thu 14-Nov-13 19:30:56

As amusing as Happy Hooker's Hand Jobs is grin, I'm not 100% sure of the sort of internet enquiries you may receive hmm.

I'm so useless at things like this - I like Hooked On Ewe though.

I'm also wondering where the teen pregnancy capital actually is. Lots of places have a shit football team grin.

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