AIBU to have found this hilarious!!!!!!!

[Higgledyhouse]

So I was in my kitchen with my DH doing our VAT return. He was sat at the table and I was perched on the edge of the table with the lap-top on my knee - so technically I was sitting on the table.

My just 7 year old DD walks into the kitchen to get a drink. She helps herself then I say to her "right, back to bed now please"

She turns around and says -

"Okay mum, I'm going, but by the way "tables are for glasses, not for arses"

Would you have laughed like me?? In my defense we did have a quiet word about 'naughty' words afterwards.

[KatOD]

That is bloody hilarious!!

[Donkeyok]

nice poetry

[Beastly]

I would have laughed my arse off.. the table

[Drgonzosattorney]

Hee here nice one, like her style! Get yer arse off!

[youarewinning]

I'd have laughed

I'd have probably just said night DD, btw arses is a rude word. Sometimes saying nothing confuses then more - especially if they know it's rude!

[Higgledyhouse]

Exactly what I thought Donkey :-)

[PelvicFloorClenchReminder]

I would be extremely amused, and quietly extremely proud of her poetic comedy stylings.

[SecretNutellaFix]

Where did she pick that up!

[Higgledyhouse]

Youarewinning - exactly that was my DH response!

[bzoo]

Tables are for rissoles not arseholes!

[CrazySexyCool123]

That's on the Batdad thing on youtube. It's very funny

[CrazySexyCool123]

0:37!

[RoxanneReidsChafingFishnets]

I might even nick that myself

[DumSpiroSpero]

My 9 yo DD does a brilliant Ron Weasley impression - 'that was bloody brilliant!'

I have dared her to do it next time we go to the IL's just so I can see the look on MIL's face.

Alas I think DD has more sense than to try it on with the old bat.

[Higgledyhouse]

You mean it's not an original quote

It was to me!! Ill definitely be borrowing it, that's for sure.....