AIBU to have found this hilarious!!!!!!!

(16 Posts)
Higgledyhouse Thu 07-Nov-13 21:27:33

So I was in my kitchen with my DH doing our VAT return. He was sat at the table and I was perched on the edge of the table with the lap-top on my knee - so technically I was sitting on the table.

My just 7 year old DD walks into the kitchen to get a drink. She helps herself then I say to her "right, back to bed now please"

She turns around and says -

"Okay mum, I'm going, but by the way "tables are for glasses, not for arses" shock

Would you have laughed like me?? In my defense we did have a quiet word about 'naughty' words afterwards.

KatOD Thu 07-Nov-13 21:31:26

That is bloody hilarious!!

Donkeyok Thu 07-Nov-13 21:34:44

grin nice poetry

Beastly Thu 07-Nov-13 21:35:04

I would have laughed my arse off.. the table grin

Drgonzosattorney Thu 07-Nov-13 21:35:35

Hee here nice one, like her style! Get yer arse off!

youarewinning Thu 07-Nov-13 21:37:47

I'd have laughed grin

I'd have probably just said night DD, btw arses is a rude word. Sometimes saying nothing confuses then more - especially if they know it's rude!

Higgledyhouse Thu 07-Nov-13 21:37:57

Exactly what I thought Donkey :-)

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Thu 07-Nov-13 21:42:51

I would be extremely amused, and quietly extremely proud of her poetic comedy stylings.

SecretNutellaFix Thu 07-Nov-13 21:45:30

Where did she pick that up! grin

Higgledyhouse Thu 07-Nov-13 21:47:17

Youarewinning - exactly that was my DH response!

bzoo Thu 07-Nov-13 21:47:44

Tables are for rissoles not arseholes!

That's on the Batdad thing on youtube. It's very funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVi0noRr-o

0:37!

RoxanneReidsChafingFishnets Thu 07-Nov-13 21:50:28

grin

I might even nick that myself

DumSpiroSpero Thu 07-Nov-13 21:52:45

grin

My 9 yo DD does a brilliant Ron Weasley impression - 'that was bloody brilliant!'

I have dared her to do it next time we go to the IL's just so I can see the look on MIL's face.

Alas I think DD has more sense than to try it on with the old bat.

Higgledyhouse Thu 07-Nov-13 21:59:14

You mean it's not an original quote smile

It was to me!! Ill definitely be borrowing it, that's for sure.....

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