to want to go back to the time when men were REAL men...

[ElizabethBathory]

women were REAL women...

and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

[Bettercallsaul1]

Yes.

[LetZygonsbeZygons]

absolutely yes.

and children could be children and not grow up by the time theyre 10!!!

[Mim78]

Last time I checked men were definitely real. Taking up space that can't be occupied by another solid object at the same time and everything.

Never met one that wasn't real yet. Or a surreal one for that matter.

[InNeedOfAGoodName]

Not unreasonable if you can remember where you left your towel

[mrsmalcolmreynolds]

YANBU so long as you know where your towel is. ..

[ElleBelly]

This must be Thursday.I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

[mrsmalcolmreynolds]

X-post!

[RevelsRoulette]

Don't Panic, OP.

[mrsmalcolmreynolds]

Take the edge off with a pangalactic gargleblaster?

[FortyDoorsToNowhere]

Not really, I think thats the time when you took the washing down to the lake to wash them.

[fifi669]

Wouldn't mind a real man in possibly a Mr Darcy shape?

[fifi669]

Or is that back too far?

[InNeedOfAGoodName]

mrsmalcolmreynolds
Perhaps the dolphins could help OP...

[2rebecca]

No, I want my man to iron, change nappies, do childcare, do housework and cook and I want to be able to earn money.
I prefer it when he's decisive and masterful rather than vague and helpless though.
I dislike the sort of "real women" who are over made up, screechy and giggly. You can keep them too.
Androgeny rules!

[Tee2072]

And ducks were ducks.

[Fecklessdizzy]

Forty-two.

[southeastastra]

never date a man that doesn't look good in a high vis

[ElizabethBathory]

You are all hoopy froods.

[ElizabethBathory]

Sorry I disappeared for a while. Marvin phoned up to wash his head at me.

[2rebecca]

I was supposed to be going to watch Hitchikers tonight

[Fecklessdizzy]

Too bloody right, AND I know where my towel is ...

[mrsmalcolmreynolds]

Brain the size of a planet and what's he spending his time doing?

[RevelsRoulette]

you can tell who the nerds are and who the normal people are on this thread. There are 2 different conversations going on here.

So long and thanks for all the fish!

[ElleBelly]

Ive got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side...

[mrsmalcolmreynolds]

I prefer the term geek, personally