to think there is something * a bit weird* about H suggesting a meal out

[LordPalmerston]

spontaneously. ?

we had all been out ALL day doing different kid related thing
he just says it..on the phone "Lets go out for tea"

and within an hour we are out



should I LTB

[RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie]

Has he got another woman hiding in the bedroom, and needs to give her chance to make a run for it?

Or does he fancy the waitress in the restaurant?

Sounds dodgy to me...

[LordPalmerston]

lol Sons suggested various thing ( he then Did Not Touch Beer) that he was fattening me up to make me vile

1. was trying to make my mouth full so I couldn't answer back
2. was trying to make me big enough so I couldn't chase after him

[RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie]

I like 2. That's the sort of thing dp would do.

[Raddy]

He called it tea?

LTB.

[LordPalmerston]

it was freaky weird

PLUS he often goes out Sunday nights

HE is ON THE SOFA

[LordPalmerston]

lol I call it tea
leftover from being at boarding school

[WorraLiberty]

You may think he was out all day doing kid related things but are you sure he didn't accidentally burn the kitchen down?

Just a thought

LTB

[LordPalmerston]

he is Correcting Son's Homework

FUCKING EH

[LalyRawr]

Alien abduction?

Secret twin brother who has tied him up in the basement while he takes over his life?

Is going to tell you something he knows you won't like so is buttering you up?

Scientific experiment with personality transplants?

[LordPalmerston]

standards are seriously slipping

[LordPalmerston]

PLUS we always play cards in restaurants. He rarely partakes.



HE PLAYED GO FISH

[BillyBanter]

Has he broken the kitchen?

[RandomMess]

You forgot, it was his turn to make dinner!

[RandomMess]

He played cards too

He has done something silly and bought something without discussing it with you first

[StealthPolarBear]

OP CTO
(It's the new LTB and stands for "clean the oven", may apply here I think)

[squeaver]

Can you access his emails/Facebook/texts?

See a solicitor first thing in the morning.

[LEMisafucker]

hes killed the goldfish

[LordPalmerston]

lol Random - you might be right. I thought was paving the way to a sneaky Sunday drink

[LordPalmerston]

DO I NEED TO READ SHIRLEY GLASS

[StealthPolarBear]

Anyway, stay here for all the support you need. I have a feeling there are more revelations to come yet.

[LordPalmerston]

oven CLEAN by @ovenu