to think there is something * a bit weird* about H suggesting a meal out

(72 Posts)
LordPalmerston Sun 03-Nov-13 20:48:08

spontaneously. ?

we had all been out ALL day doing different kid related thing
he just says it..on the phone "Lets go out for tea"

and within an hour we are out

should I LTB

Coldlightofday Sun 03-Nov-13 20:49:20

Deffo.

That is Not Normal.

Has he got another woman hiding in the bedroom, and needs to give her chance to make a run for it?

Or does he fancy the waitress in the restaurant?

Sounds dodgy to me...

LordPalmerston Sun 03-Nov-13 20:52:02

lol Sons suggested various thing ( he then Did Not Touch Beer) that he was fattening me up to make me vile
2. was trying to make my mouth full so I couldn't answer back
3. was trying to make me big enough so I couldn't chase after him

I like 2. That's the sort of thing dp would do.

Coldlightofday Sun 03-Nov-13 20:53:42

He didn't touch beer too?

He.Has.Joined.A.Cult.

Back away slowly, then run for the hills.

Raddy Sun 03-Nov-13 20:54:20

He called it tea?

LTB.

LordPalmerston Sun 03-Nov-13 20:54:32

it was freaky weird

PLUS he often goes out Sunday nights

HE is ON THE SOFA

LordPalmerston Sun 03-Nov-13 20:54:49

lol I call it tea
leftover from being at boarding school

Coldlightofday Sun 03-Nov-13 20:56:40

The sofa, you say?

Hmm. Is he waving incense around? Suggesting weird sexual practices? Giving you leaflets?

WorraLiberty Sun 03-Nov-13 20:57:19

You may think he was out all day doing kid related things but are you sure he didn't accidentally burn the kitchen down?

Just a thought

LTB

LordPalmerston Sun 03-Nov-13 20:57:21

he is Correcting Son's Homework

FUCKING EH

LalyRawr Sun 03-Nov-13 20:57:35

Alien abduction?

Secret twin brother who has tied him up in the basement while he takes over his life?

Is going to tell you something he knows you won't like so is buttering you up?

Scientific experiment with personality transplants?

<helpful>

LordPalmerston Sun 03-Nov-13 20:57:48

standards are seriously slipping

LordPalmerston Sun 03-Nov-13 20:58:17

PLUS we always play cards in restaurants. He rarely partakes.

HE PLAYED GO FISH

BillyBanter Sun 03-Nov-13 20:58:21

Has he broken the kitchen?

RandomMess Sun 03-Nov-13 20:59:18

You forgot, it was his turn to make dinner!

Coldlightofday Sun 03-Nov-13 20:59:43

PACK YOUR STUFF.


This won't end well.

RandomMess Sun 03-Nov-13 21:00:05

He played cards too shock

He has done something silly and bought something without discussing it with you first wink

OP CTO
(It's the new LTB and stands for "clean the oven", may apply here I think)

squeaver Sun 03-Nov-13 21:02:32

Can you access his emails/Facebook/texts?

See a solicitor first thing in the morning.

LEMisafucker Sun 03-Nov-13 21:02:32

hes killed the goldfish

LordPalmerston Sun 03-Nov-13 21:03:38

lol Random - you might be right. I thought was paving the way to a sneaky Sunday drink

LordPalmerston Sun 03-Nov-13 21:03:57

DO I NEED TO READ SHIRLEY GLASS

Anyway, stay here for all the support you need. I have a feeling there are more revelations to come yet.

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