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Fabric toilet seat cover

(71 Posts)
Rollermum Mon 28-Oct-13 20:13:50

Friend has a toilet seat cover - on the actual seat not the lid. AIBU or is that gross? I cringed as I half sat / half hovered over it. It is like the fluffy pile cover of a bathroom mat but like all flattened from people sitting on it.

On the seat?!

Bleeeeeeee!

dontsqueezetheteabag Wed 30-Oct-13 11:47:27

Why on EARTH would anyone have one of these?!

Crowler Wed 30-Oct-13 10:25:37

I've just had such a good laugh reading this thread.

Your friend is BONKERS.

HALLOsolohowyouWEEN Wed 30-Oct-13 10:22:52

Getting my knitting needles out immediately!!! and I think I'll make a matching cushion. And perhaps a footstool!! might as well be comfy grin ----> envy VOM

FruOla Wed 30-Oct-13 09:13:51

They are all utterly vile - albeit rather hilarious!

That rotating thing looks terrifying grin

"When you go to the cold stool" !!!!

BMW6 Wed 30-Oct-13 08:31:50

What..............the.............Fuck.........................shock

Boardingblues Tue 29-Oct-13 23:56:28

Perhaps the idea is that one has ones own and merely whips it on before bearing buttocks and off again before the flush...?

LittleBearPad Tue 29-Oct-13 23:52:17

Oh my god.

They're horrific

The germs, the smell. Yucccccckkkkkkkk

BeCoolFucker Tue 29-Oct-13 23:51:18

Off the wall gross. The toilet is no room for any kind of soft furnishings. What are they thinking?

Boardingblues Tue 29-Oct-13 23:49:34

I think that a cold stool is a sign of being dead.

Rollermum Tue 29-Oct-13 23:48:39

'Cold stool' - they could have put that better.

Merel Tue 29-Oct-13 23:45:43

Grim, just grim.

TheOpposibleThumb Tue 29-Oct-13 23:42:47

Here are the "specifications" of the corduroy one. Amazing:

The toilet seat cover will make going to toilet is an enjoyment of your life
It is very convenient to clean the toilet seat cover
The toilet seat cover can protect the toilet's user from germs
The toilet supply can make your washroom not so plain
The soft and fuzzy toilet seat cover will make it not so unbearable when you go to the cold stool
The color of the product is as the picture shows
Material: Corduroy
Maximum Suitable Toilet Seat Size: 43.0 x 37.0cm/16.9 x 14.6in(L x W)

HALLOsolohowyouWEEN Tue 29-Oct-13 23:42:32

shock

Rockinhippy Tue 29-Oct-13 23:36:58

Yuk, yuk, yuk - beyond gross YADNBU !!

Boardingblues Tue 29-Oct-13 23:32:01
Dawndonnaagain Tue 29-Oct-13 23:21:21

Right, that's all the presents sorted this year, a crochet pattern each! grin

hottiebottie Tue 29-Oct-13 23:20:34

Found a knitted seat cover on the same site as the crochet one. This one's got an even smaller hole to aim at! grin

Rollermum Tue 29-Oct-13 22:14:08

That automatic one! Wow!

The cover I encountered was cream. It was dusty, poss contained a small haul of pubes (didn't confirm, just went to my mental safe place) but not slimy!

JamNan Tue 29-Oct-13 21:02:42

Gawd so traumatised I didn't finish my post.

OP I am dying to know what colour it was and if (whispers) it was slimy at all?

WhizzFucker Tue 29-Oct-13 20:57:43

Those poo-coloured crochet toilet seat covers look like just the thing for xmas presents to people you hate.

JamNan Tue 29-Oct-13 20:56:56

I once came across one of these in the States. It frightened the life out of me!

automatic toilet seat cover FFS!

mousmous Germany Tue 29-Oct-13 20:45:29

eww.
my aunt (in 80's US) had a soft plastic cover for the loo seat. it made a sort of pffffffffffffffffffft sound when sitting down and stuck to your cheeks.
I think it was pink with frills that made a pretty pattern on your thighs

TillyTotter1 Tue 29-Oct-13 20:42:42

>Boke<

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