Fabric toilet seat cover

(71 Posts)
Rollermum Mon 28-Oct-13 20:13:50

Friend has a toilet seat cover - on the actual seat not the lid. AIBU or is that gross? I cringed as I half sat / half hovered over it. It is like the fluffy pile cover of a bathroom mat but like all flattened from people sitting on it.

JamNan Tue 29-Oct-13 21:02:42

Gawd so traumatised I didn't finish my post.

OP I am dying to know what colour it was and if (whispers) it was slimy at all?

Rollermum Tue 29-Oct-13 22:14:08

That automatic one! Wow!

The cover I encountered was cream. It was dusty, poss contained a small haul of pubes (didn't confirm, just went to my mental safe place) but not slimy!

hottiebottie Tue 29-Oct-13 23:20:34

Found a knitted seat cover on the same site as the crochet one. This one's got an even smaller hole to aim at! grin

Dawndonnaagain Tue 29-Oct-13 23:21:21

Right, that's all the presents sorted this year, a crochet pattern each! grin

Boardingblues Tue 29-Oct-13 23:32:01
Rockinhippy Tue 29-Oct-13 23:36:58

Yuk, yuk, yuk - beyond gross YADNBU !!

HALLOsolohowyouWEEN Tue 29-Oct-13 23:42:32

shock

TheOpposibleThumb Tue 29-Oct-13 23:42:47

Here are the "specifications" of the corduroy one. Amazing:

The toilet seat cover will make going to toilet is an enjoyment of your life
It is very convenient to clean the toilet seat cover
The toilet seat cover can protect the toilet's user from germs
The toilet supply can make your washroom not so plain
The soft and fuzzy toilet seat cover will make it not so unbearable when you go to the cold stool
The color of the product is as the picture shows
Material: Corduroy
Maximum Suitable Toilet Seat Size: 43.0 x 37.0cm/16.9 x 14.6in(L x W)

Merel Tue 29-Oct-13 23:45:43

Grim, just grim.

Rollermum Tue 29-Oct-13 23:48:39

'Cold stool' - they could have put that better.

Boardingblues Tue 29-Oct-13 23:49:34

I think that a cold stool is a sign of being dead.

BeCoolFucker Tue 29-Oct-13 23:51:18

Off the wall gross. The toilet is no room for any kind of soft furnishings. What are they thinking?

LittleBearPad Tue 29-Oct-13 23:52:17

Oh my god.

They're horrific

The germs, the smell. Yucccccckkkkkkkk

Boardingblues Tue 29-Oct-13 23:56:28

Perhaps the idea is that one has ones own and merely whips it on before bearing buttocks and off again before the flush...?

BMW6 Wed 30-Oct-13 08:31:50

What..............the.............Fuck.........................shock

"When you go to the cold stool" !!!!

FruOla Wed 30-Oct-13 09:13:51

They are all utterly vile - albeit rather hilarious!

That rotating thing looks terrifying grin

HALLOsolohowyouWEEN Wed 30-Oct-13 10:22:52

Getting my knitting needles out immediately!!! and I think I'll make a matching cushion. And perhaps a footstool!! might as well be comfy grin ----> envy VOM

Crowler Wed 30-Oct-13 10:25:37

I've just had such a good laugh reading this thread.

Your friend is BONKERS.

dontsqueezetheteabag Wed 30-Oct-13 11:47:27

Why on EARTH would anyone have one of these?!

On the seat?!

Bleeeeeeee!

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